Comments | thaddeusfavour: Bannarnarok (Like Ragnarok, but with banners)

thaddeusfavour

Bannarnarok (Like Ragnarok, but with banners)

Feb 12, 2010 17:50

Dear Friends,

I love you all. Truly I do. But I am buried under an avalanche of banners, shelf tags, case cards, and ****** customers. I may never see the sun again. I think that Fenris Banner has eaten the sun, actually. Send help.

Yours During the End Times,

Thad

bannarnarok

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fatfred February 12 2010, 22:56:50 UTC

I'd send Fred to help you but that would just...
Er.
No.

thaddeusfavour February 12 2010, 23:42:48 UTC

That's okay! And besides, he'd probably be found at the infield this weekend eating food on a stick. (I think Fred would like food-onna-stick for some reason.)

fatfred February 13 2010, 00:08:49 UTC

WEASEL ON A STICK!!!
Wit BBQ sauce!

FF

joonscribble February 12 2010, 23:17:32 UTC

I'll send my trickster to help you. He does not approve of any sort of 'narok starting without his knowledge.

thaddeusfavour February 12 2010, 23:41:41 UTC

He can lead the gators, goo, and biting plants! Forward!!!

Thanks! :P

joonscribble February 12 2010, 23:42:44 UTC

Yeah, it also dawns on me that perhaps I should also send you someone to save your from the trickster as well. *facepalm*

kel_reiley February 12 2010, 23:25:01 UTC

I AM SENDING A LEAGUE OF GATORS TO DIG YOU OUT. WATCH YOUR HANDS AND FEET.

thaddeusfavour February 12 2010, 23:40:57 UTC

Will go well with the other things being sent, I can tell you that! Thanks so much for the much needed chuckle! (Now I want to go see some gators! You must come back to FL some day!)

kel_reiley February 12 2010, 23:54:59 UTC

i would totes move in with you!
you might not want that

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thaddeusfavour February 12 2010, 23:39:57 UTC

You gave me a much needed "LOL" right at the end of this horrible, horrible day and terrible, terrible week! :P

Preparing to recieve goo and biting plants! (See? Now Jack's ready for a Par-tay!)

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thaddeusfavour February 12 2010, 23:44:14 UTC

Hey, there's a little bit of Jack in all of us... ba-dum-bum-ching!

misswinterhill February 14 2010, 01:17:38 UTC

"Meow."

"What?" asked Mr Thadd. "Zanza, what is it?"

The cat wound around his ankles, nearly making him trip. He stumbled a little, catching himself against the wall. It was then that he noticed the lineup -- bright eyes looking at him from the cats lined up in the doorway, and feeling hopelessly like Billy in a somewhat more feline version of Lassie, he opened the door and let the cats bound out. It was a still, crisp afternoon, the first thrill of evening just hitting the pavement.

There was a banner on the street.

Not a collection of electrons firing to make pixels, like his beloved Thadd was surrounded by; an actual banner. It shuffled a little in the breeze. Wait. There was no breeze. It shuffled a little. Zinger acted first, creeping on lowered belly to run for the banner and then pounce, paws and claws and shreds of something that melted into the air like glitter, leaving a sparkle on Zinger's dark fur like stars against the night sky. Zinger shook, pleased, and Mr Thadd had an awful feeling of dread bunch in the pit of ( ... )

misswinterhill February 14 2010, 01:18:01 UTC

There was a pop! and one exploded into shards of glittering pixels as Zinger bit it. Mr Thadd scrabbled between the shelf tags to find something, anything that could be used to make headway through the banners. He could hear Thadd's muffled voice, but he couldn't make out any words.

His hand brushed against something heavy, and cold. He looked at it. It was a little grey box, with a big red button, sitting next to Thadd's mouse. The button was inscribed PREVIEW. When he picked it up, the back was inscribed with a vaguely familiar company logo -- a T made from hexagons. Not for the first time, he wondered just who Thadd's graphic design customers really were; she seemed to have to provide a lot of top secret decals and stationery. Just last month she'd had to install sixteen new fonts, all of which looked a bit like wingdings meeting quenya, onto their home computer ( ... )

thaddeusfavour February 14 2010, 05:38:35 UTC

I love you more than life itself! Mr. Thadd highly approves. The cats... are sleeping. Well, that's what they do when they aren't being superheroes! :P

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! You made my day! I love this. Mr. Thadd loves this. He says you've managed to capture our lives - in a marvelous, surreal way - exactly. ::hugs::

misswinterhill February 14 2010, 05:56:47 UTC

YAY!

I'm glad it made you smile! Did I get all the cats in? I thought I had, but I wasn't sure. I'm glad that Mr Thadd approves, too. ::hugs back::

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