Comments | thaal_sinestro: Orderliness

thaal_sinestro

Orderliness

Feb 28, 2010 22:10

Upon discovering Atrocitus to be my neighbor, I sought out therapeutic activities. I hand washed and ironed my primary Sinestro Corps uniform exactly 600 times, after which I felt much relieved. Without order, chaos is inevitable and with it, the collapse of everything for which I've strove ( Read more... )

bees, chaos will never prevail, perfection is everything

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acidbloodvomit March 1 2010, 03:14:43 UTC

YOU MADE FRIENDS WITH BEES?

THAT'S DEPRESSING, SINESTRO. GET A GIRLFRIEND.

thaal_sinestro March 1 2010, 03:18:52 UTC

Friends? I have no use for friends. I have been merciful in allowing the bees to continue living, so long as they fulfill my purposes. The moment they fly out of line, I incinerate the hive.

acidbloodvomit March 1 2010, 03:25:09 UTC

THAT'S SPECIAL.

AND 600 TIMES, HUH?

DID YOU REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE AND AFTER AND TRY THE LOCK ON YOUR DOOR?

thaal_sinestro March 1 2010, 03:34:23 UTC

My hands were thoroughly cleansed during the laundering process and I am confident enough in the lock on my door that I did not need to reassess the situation.

600 was merely an arbitrary number. I stopped when I'd felt I'd achieved perfection. I came very close to my standard of cleanliness at 599, but I will settle for nothing less than perfection.

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