Die Bitches and Assholes

Mar 09, 2004 18:14

Hey Bitches, Its me the Adjudicator. so I've had this fucked up journal for a month now and only now I write in it. Anyways, I think that anybody who has a live journal needs to be shot and de-balled because they are pathetic losers looking for attention, wanting to tell people about their personal life to gather mass sympathy but not wanting to be ( Read more... )

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blah...blah...blah... sofa0ne March 11 2004, 07:32:49 UTC
But yet you have a live journal...hum...and you feel a need to express your belief that they are pointless...as if we actually cared what the fuck you think!?!
Just my $.02-
My Journal may be open to the public but it's there for the people who know me and want to be able to get a glance at whats going on in my life.
I have noticed that most people post only when things are bad...
but isn't that how the News works too??
Reporting the troubles that are going on and very little of what is going right...
You are totally right about me getting a livejournal to score booty, just ask junkpile how I played it to get in her pants.
Thanks for the laughs and your prespective.
-josofa

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Re: blah...blah...blah... tha_adjudicator March 11 2004, 11:41:52 UTC
(begin quote) "Why do I have a live journal? because this is yet another medium I have found to make the little people feel smaller than they already are." (end quote)

Okay SofaOne, you smoker of the crack pipe, what part of that did you have trouble reading?

okay so let me get this straight....Live Journal is the equivilant of CNN to you? You dumbass. Unfortunately for you your inconsequential life has the equivilant importance of a fly's fart to the rest of the world....get it? Good. Now continue your circle jerk and apologize for shamefully wasting my time.

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Re: blah...blah...blah... sofa0ne March 11 2004, 14:28:18 UTC
I don’t find my livejournal to be the equivalent of CNN, but for the people who are part of my life it is News! Guess I didn’t make that clear…
To you, who is inconsequential in my life I don't expect you to need, read, or find the things I post of any use.

I didn’t have any trouble reading your post, its that I don’t buy the premise! Obviously these insignificant “little people” are bigger than you...
To improve your status in your own head (or others) you attempt to belittle people who you think are weaker…
Being able to communicate is a real a weakness...yep...

Good luck in your quest to reach Alpha male status…
glad you can use livejournal to help yourself feel a little less insignificant and boost that ego of yours…

Crackpipe that’s an original one, keep trying…

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Re: blah...blah...blah... tha_adjudicator March 12 2004, 11:41:46 UTC
SofaOne, perhaps I didn't make myself clear, forgive me but I am not affluent in retardese that seems to be your first language. Okay how can I make this understood to someone with a cognitive dysfunction and a dick to match; The only news that would be entertaining to read in your Live Journal would be that you finally decided to take your parents advice and pull the trigger on that BB gun you have lodged up your ass ( ... )

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Rounding things out siouxcourtesan March 17 2004, 10:19:43 UTC
Aw, look man, I missed one. Silly me.

Here's the deal, adjudicator. Every single time you open your mouth in this sad excuse for a journal, I'm gonna have something to say to it. Every time I see your ridiculous and misleading screen name spewing some vomitous, unasked-for opinion, I'm gonna be right there. Your poison don't bother me, and I kind of like throwing some back in your face and watching you spit and shriek.

You're exactly the kind of self-righteous aggressive little dickhead that can't take the abuse he dishes out. And as long as I'm still interested in watching you foam and froth like a sick dog, I'm gonna be right here, holding you up as the idiot we both know you are.

Course if you shut up for good, that's even better, you repressed little troll. You need a different hobby.

later,
Kim

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Re: Rounding things out tha_adjudicator March 17 2004, 11:34:44 UTC
Aww you love me. If I shut up, then I would take away the only thing in your life that means anything. Then perhaps you would put into action that suicidal tendency that swims around in the liquified contents of your cracked cranium. Sorry I don't believe in capital punishment, I believe in slow torture. Much like the farmer, on whose land you squat, doesn't object to your presence as your stench keeps the rats away; I don't either.
Stay Tuned!

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Heh. siouxcourtesan March 17 2004, 17:30:21 UTC
Actually, kiddo, you make me sick. Reading the results of your mediocre thought process is a little like finding something decaying on the road; ya just can't help but stand there and poke it a bit.

I find I can skip 99% of your abusive, meandering posts and still get in the enjoyment of rattling you, and that's sad. You got no panache, you got no style, and there is no plot. You're a lot of train wreck, going on and on: I'd feel bad for you if you weren't such a rabid little fucko.

It's taking you more than one try per post to reply, Judge. You're slippin. Burroughs said revision is a sin; you got something to say, say it already. Stop trying to think of eleaborate curse words; your supply is hereby exhausted. Entertain me already.

Waitin on a good one,
Kim

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Re: Heh. tha_adjudicator March 17 2004, 17:55:34 UTC
You obviously wouldn't know a good insult if it flew into your bulbous nose much like the way you fling your bow-legged carcass at unsuspecting males on the dance floor of Bill's barnyard buggery and good eats bar.
You cannot rattle me. That is the difference between you and I. And actually bitch, you are boring me. Everything you've posted to me really sucks. But it is quite obvious that you have fallen for the Adjudicator. I can't blame you. My immense charm and profound wisdom is irresitable to the opposite sex.

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Just thought you should know. anonymous March 18 2004, 07:20:50 UTC
I would like to point you in the direction of the legal page.
http://www.livejournal.com/legal/
Perhaps you can read the rules and refrain from activities that go against the policies of this website.
Thank you for your time.

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Re: Just thought you should know. tha_adjudicator March 18 2004, 08:37:01 UTC
Today, a fly drowned in my urine. I am upset by the tragedy and wonder if there was anything I could have done to prevent it - perhaps if I didn't aim with immaculate precision and knock it off the rim? Yet, overwhelmed as I am by melancholy and remorse, I selflessly forsake my own need to focus on the needs of Internet strangers. Now, onwards with my saintly duty: You must feel like a real hero. Yet as anonymous as you are you strike me as a tard with an iq of 75 who probablly thinks its a great score. Do you not grasp the fact that I do not give a shit encrusted cock about your "legal terms." Have you not figured that out yet? Better yet, why don't you report me to the Live Journal Gods and then pat yourself on your pimply back you brain deficient nerd turd. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER!

PS to the bitch: If it were my own medicine I would at least find it entertaining. But its a bitch trying to copy my style, so yeah its just not as good as my own.

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