WELL NOW HERE'S A SCOOP AND A HALF...

[th_paparazzi]

AND NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE'S !SOMETHING! GOING ON WITH PESTILENCE AND HIS DAUGHTER'S EX BOYFRIEND HARRY (WHO MIGHT BE GABRIEL'S SON? POOR KID DIDN'T GET MUCH OF HIS DAD'S CHARM)

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE HEADLINE NEWS. I'M RATHER SAD TO HAVE TO ANNOUNCE... WELL

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[treehouse_luci]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT LILITH AND I?

*GLARES*

[th_paparazzi]

I AM SORRY, LUCIFER.

BUT I GOTTA PRINT THE NEWS, AND HO BOY IS THIS EVER NEWS.

[treehouse_luci]

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND OUT ABOUT THIS?

ooc: no seriously. wtf?

[th_paparazzi]

ooc: you shouldn't put links on Twitter!

[sweetsyren]

OKAY YOU NEED TO TAKE THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW...

*GLARES*

[th_paparazzi]

WELL IT MAY NOT BE FOR GOOD.

BUT LUCIFER'S PLANNING ON MOVING OUT.

YOU CAN ASK HIM.

[sweetsyren]

WHATEVER HE IS OR AIN'T DOIN' IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN. SO BACK OFF AND LEAVE THEM BE.

[th_paparazzi]

I'M JUST DOIN' MY JOB. GOTTA PAY MY RENT, THE SAME AS ANYONE ELSE.

*TAKES OFF*

[tb_harry]

OKAY

[th_paparazzi]

ARE YOU BACK, THEN? GOOD.

[tb_harry]

HOW IS BEING BACK A GOOD THING?

[th_paparazzi]

YOU HAD A TON OF PEOPLE VERY WORRIED FOR YOU, HARRY.

YOU'RE VERY NEARLY WELL-LIKED!

[th_michael]

[th_paparazzi]

*SNIFFLES*

I KNOW.

BYE.

*GOES HOME TO EAT A CARTON OF ICE CREAM BY HERSELF*

[treehouse_lili]

...

EXCUSE ME?

*GRITS TEETH*

[th_paparazzi]

*SHOOTS LILITH A SMILE AND IS GONE*

[treehouse_lili]

...

*REALLY FEELS THE NEED TO GO KILL SOMETHING.