Sticky Response pt2

Jul 13, 2010 13:22

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Fic: Autobots teach Decepticons how to orgy, cross faction pairings, toys, multiple partners, etc. anonymous July 19 2010, 02:29:21 UTC
(Wish I could be the title to be more concise, but this is the best I've got so far ( ... )

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Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 20 2010, 02:25:19 UTC
All of Starscream's vents turned on at once, blowing a puff of hot air over Beachcomber's face.

“No.”

Holy hell. Beachcomber's cord got so hard his optics locked up.

Noting that a raging hard-on was something Starscream probably didn't want to see right now, Beachcomber crossed his legs. “Starscream, I want you to go back home, get yourself some alone time, and touch your interfacing components until you overload, okay?”

The Autobot might as well have told him to fly back to the Nemesis and shoot Megatron in the face. Starscream was much more willing to do that than... touch himself there. The Seeker shrunk back a bit. “W-why?”

“Because you're a scientist, and scientists want to experiment, right?” Beachcomber knew he was rushing now, not to mention inching closer to his secret escape route, but damn if he didn't need a hot and ready port right frikkin' now! “Your body needs to learn how to overload, and learning to do it to yourself will help you be more comfortable with others. Just make sure that you won't be disturbed for ( ... )

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Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 20 2010, 02:31:03 UTC
“That's the tip of your cord. You can orgasm just by touching it, if you want to.” Beachcomber twisted his hips slightly, making his active cord swing back and forth. “It creates a tiny electric charge, while your port makes another charge of an opposite polarity. It tingles when you interface, but it won't hurt you ( ... )

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Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 20 2010, 02:32:59 UTC
Beachcomber searched for a frequency he and Starscream shared and, with some difficulty and multiple tries, sent it along with his personal comm frequency. “If you ever have any questions, call me and ask, okay?”
“Okay.”
So calm. Beachcomber stood and hugged Starscream's head. “We don't seem so weird now, huh?”
“We'll see, Beachcomber,” said Starscream, somewhat proud of the joyous look on the Minibot's face. “I must continue my research.”

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OhmygodthispromptisEATINGMEALIIIVE. I can't believe this one little tidbit didn't fit. Oh well.

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Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 20 2010, 03:07:52 UTC
Nnnff.

That whole little tirade of Starscream's was highly enjoyable, as was Beachcomber sudden "aaaaaaah, I see now." moment of clarity. All he needed after that was to show a little compassion.

Continue his research indeed. Oh Starscream. I wonder if you're going to share. I imagine it'd take a while to have any of them actually sexing each other, if its that difficult to do themselves.

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Writer here anonymous July 20 2010, 04:09:13 UTC
Thank you very much! I'm glad my story is transmitting so clearly! (Although I'm a little confused what "nnnff" means. That's a good noise, right?)

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Re: Writer here anonymous July 20 2010, 16:50:55 UTC
Just try making the sound for yourself, and I think you can work it out. >D IIt's just a guttural growly grunty noise

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Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 20 2010, 05:22:28 UTC
*ehem* SO TOTALLY AWESOME *stops shouting*

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Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 20 2010, 18:25:33 UTC
As others have already said, this is completely and totally awesome - funny and hot at the same time. I didn't even finish reading it before I put it on my subscriptions list, and I eagerly await the next part!

at the risk of outing myself, can this anon request, when the plot gets to that point, that Blaster's cassettes show Soundwave's the joys if sex? If anon author and anon OP don't mind, that is, as this anon knows cassettes aren't everyone's cube-o-energon *slinks back to anon corner now*

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Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 22 2010, 01:03:13 UTC
OP here; Totally not squicked by cassettes, unless they're being squished and kept between the pages of large books...

Um, yeah. If the writer feels the bunny nibbling, I vote yes!

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Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 21 2010, 12:15:39 UTC
Of course! It all makes sense now! The Decepticons just need to get LAID! Why did no one think of this before? The entire war can now be resolved with the awesome, magical power of Autobot cord/port! XD

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Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 21 2010, 17:02:53 UTC
I'd detect sarcasm if this were any other board. I love this meme!

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Re: Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Not War, Part 3 anonymous July 22 2010, 01:07:13 UTC
Op here, I LOVE ranty, repressed Starscream! This just keeps getting funnier. "do you bathe in aphrodisiacs?" hehehe.

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Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Part 4 anonymous July 22 2010, 21:57:22 UTC
(A blended chapter, both continuing the fic and working in a sub-prompt that a different anon asked for ( ... )

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Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Part 4 anonymous July 22 2010, 21:59:43 UTC
They spoke no more until the next day, when Starscream was told to keep the base from blowing up while they were out on a “diplomatic mission”. Starscream grinned too wide and with too many teeth for Megatron to be comfortable, but with his plan already in motion, he had no time to shoot the slagger in the face and ask for someone else to babysit his idiots. Soundwave and Megatron left and, after an uneventful flight, landed at the door of the Autobot base ( ... )

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Fic: Make Lots and Lots of Love, Part 4 anonymous July 22 2010, 22:02:21 UTC
The Autobots were there when Megatron and his entourage arrived, covered up to their necks in water. Jazz, Sideswipe, and Sunstreaker all had their backs to the Decepticons, while Optimus Prime and Ironhide faced them from the other end of the pool. Blaster, hiding in a grotto behind the waterfall, noticed the small group of Decepticons and waved. A small part of Megatron's processor stalled, conflicted, before the Autobots stood up. The idea of laying down on the ground, much less on the ground in water, make his tank churn.

“Eeew...” Astrotrain whimpered. “Gross...”

Blitzwing pulled a face. “Who knows what's been in that water...”

Jazz laughed. “Freshwater catfish and liiiitle bitty water beetles ( ... )

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