...May I go to all three? I can wear my fake nefarious 'stache [mustache] for the Decepticon [they can never tell the difference], bribe Red with smack on Autobots and 'Cons alike [that he doesn't have photographic evidence of, but probably suspects], and deal civily with Prowl while playing some Astro-version of chess, "losing on purpose" [wink.wink.nudge.nudge] and pinky servos in the air drinking energon [or tea, depending, of course].
On a serious note, I'm decent at Beta work, versatile, good eye for sentance flow, literate, and generally very pleasant to deal with. I am frequently online and my email is my homepage. So in three words... I check it. And as long as you can deal with a little silly, we'll do great! :D
Anyway I can help you out at all, even if you don't choose me as the "chosen one," feel free to ask. I like people, I think you're cool, and I like to aid people in creative processes.
We are pleased to extend an offer for the position of drabble whipper/grammar zapper, as well as general all rounder for Shockwave (energon, emails, the odd death warrant).
This position is being extended on a trial basis and will be made full time depending on the quality of whipping applied to stray drabble or Shockwave, whenever applicable (because he's... special that way).
Do please let me know where I can send the first drabbles and which type of whip is preferred (colour, style, left/right grip).
(Security pass, standard issue pulse rifle and armour will be provided on arrival. Please ask at the spacebridge port front desk, quoting reference code "cons4er").
Congratulations and we hope to hear from you soon.
Regards
V. Valentine Hack Drabbler
Ephemeral Towers, Polyhex Central Hub Polyhex, Cybertron
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On a serious note, I'm decent at Beta work, versatile, good eye for sentance flow, literate, and generally very pleasant to deal with. I am frequently online and my email is my homepage. So in three words... I check it. And as long as you can deal with a little silly, we'll do great! :D
Anyway I can help you out at all, even if you don't choose me as the "chosen one," feel free to ask. I like people, I think you're cool, and I like to aid people in creative processes.
Anything for the cause!
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We are pleased to extend an offer for the position of drabble whipper/grammar zapper, as well as general all rounder for Shockwave (energon, emails, the odd death warrant).
This position is being extended on a trial basis and will be made full time depending on the quality of whipping applied to stray drabble or Shockwave, whenever applicable (because he's... special that way).
Do please let me know where I can send the first drabbles and which type of whip is preferred (colour, style, left/right grip).
(Security pass, standard issue pulse rifle and armour will be provided on arrival. Please ask at the spacebridge port front desk, quoting reference code "cons4er").
Congratulations and we hope to hear from you soon.
Regards
V. Valentine
Hack Drabbler
Ephemeral Towers, Polyhex Central Hub
Polyhex, Cybertron
All Hail Megatron!
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