Wow. I just realized we have 104 members and that 114 people are watching this community. And there have been 358 entries (not counting this one). *shocked*
6. Art. Starscream (or Skywarp or Thundercracker) holding Perceptor (or other Autobot) by the waist. They're in the air and Perceptor is leaning away from Starscream to get a better look at the view below. Starscream: Stop leaning like that or I'll drop you! Is that what you want?!
22. You know those rabbits in Petshop of Horrors? I think the story was called Alice? Yeah, Perceptor meets those. Yes, that was the Alice story! Jeez, it's been YEARS since I read that! Our bunnies are very similar to those, though, what with the way they all chomp so!
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had. Sideswipe decides to do charts for every member of the Ark's crew, just to tease them on who they can't have. However, it backfires... Sideswipe: *reading* Slag, Sunstreaker, at this point who HASN'T Perceptor done!? The only one on the list so far is you! Sunstreaker: Well... actually... Sideswipe: WHAT!?
44. Blaster's Cassettes are killed. Something in his mind snaps, making him unable to understand that they are not coming back.I
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Starscream: Stop leaning like that or I'll drop you! Is that what you want?!
Perceptor: *briefly wonders how it would feel like to fall like that and what data he could gather* *realizes Starscream wouldn't catch him* *sighs and cuddles closer to Starscream* Starscream: *pretends to not enjoy cuddling with an Autobot*
Yes, that was the Alice story! Jeez, it's been YEARS since I read that! Our bunnies are very similar to those, though, what with the way they all chomp so!
Which would explain why Perceptor seems to be working on a bunny repellent.
Perceptor: *panics* "How... how did you know about that?" Kirin: *evil grin* Perceptor: *cowers*
Sideswipe decides to do charts for every member of the Ark's crew, just to tease them on who they can't have. However, it backfires... Sideswipe: *reading* Slag, Sunstreaker, at this point who HASN'T Perceptor done!? The only one on the list so far is you! Sunstreaker: Well... actually... Sideswipe: WHAT!?For a second, I swear Sideswipe was talking to Slag as well as Sunstreaker. Then I
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Perceptor: *briefly wonders how it would feel like to fall like that and what data he could gather* *realizes Starscream wouldn't catch him* *sighs and cuddles closer to Starscream* Starscream: *pretends to not enjoy cuddling with an Autobot* Awwwww.... that is SO cute! (I can totally Starscream blushing, but still with an annoyed expression. I love this mental image!)
Which would explain why Perceptor seems to be working on a bunny repellent. Quick! Sabotage it! *whistles innocently*
So... if Sideswipe thought Sunstreaker was the only one on the list, does that mean that he himself has done Perceptor? I sure hope so! Either that or he wasn't counting himself. Though, Sides does seem like the type to sleep around. (Sorry, Sideswipe! I love you, but you're totally a slut!)
I wonder how Perceptor has manged to sleep with the the Ark's entire crew, while somehow managing to keep everyone thinking he was sweet and innocent. That takes skill.If anyone is smart enough to figure out a way to do this, it's Perceptor
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7. Mirage ran away from from his abusive creators and met a not so nice mech who taught him to shoot.
Because he wanted Mirage to work for him as an assassin.
13. Blaster: "Can't you hear the stars singing?"
*Loves*
14. A group of Autobots (Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, and Mirage) go missing. It's as if they vanished into thin air between one step and the next. No one noticed when they vanished and it took a few hours for anyone to realize Perceptor, Blaster, and Red Alert were missing. It took even longer to realize Mirage was as well. One vorn later, they are found... with no memory of Autobots, Decepticons, or war.
I read it and thought of 4400.
18. He fell and they followed, because no one should die alone.
Too obvious, but I can't stop thinking of either Soundwave or Blaster dying and the cassettes following them.
20. Those that die... they stay in their bodies, feeling everything that's done to them.
Perceptor!
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.Ten Lovers Huffer Never Had
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And Perceptor not caring as he happily gathers data on the reactions of humans fleeing for their lives.
And once his name is known among other supernatural creatures, they all start going to him to find cures for their 'weaknesses', like werewolves resistant to silver. XD
It really is. Sadly, Ratchet made him take the sign down. He claimed it was scaring the visitors or something. Ridiculous.
Sadly, the damage was already done and no one wants to help Wheeljack in his lab.
For some reason this strikes me as being thought by Hot Rod... at least, the version of my Roddy muse who is Optimus and Magnus's sparkling.
15. "Ok, who was stupid enough to give Perceptor a grenade launcher? And why did you have to tell him to have fun?" 16. "I didn't even get to shoot anything."
These are so much the same story.
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
Primus. My Non-Magnus god-muse will sleep with anybody - this of course means this list is also his "The Only Ten Lovers Primus Has Never Had" list.
34. For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.
I always thought that line was interesting, but was a bit depressed in the episode by it's literal usage. I'd love to see it used more... poetically.
45. What if the Dinobots had been created as a Gestalt?
Robosaurus. XD
54. They can feel when their creations are hurt.
Soundwave and Blaster.
58. 2007. Cosmos arrives on Earth. Or maybe he's been here awhile.It always got up Sector 7's noses that Area
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Starscream: Stop leaning like that or I'll drop you! Is that what you want?!
22. You know those rabbits in Petshop of Horrors? I think the story was called Alice? Yeah, Perceptor meets those.
Yes, that was the Alice story! Jeez, it's been YEARS since I read that! Our bunnies are very similar to those, though, what with the way they all chomp so!
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
Sideswipe decides to do charts for every member of the Ark's crew, just to tease them on who they can't have. However, it backfires...
Sideswipe: *reading* Slag, Sunstreaker, at this point who HASN'T Perceptor done!? The only one on the list so far is you!
Sunstreaker: Well... actually...
Sideswipe: WHAT!?
44. Blaster's Cassettes are killed. Something in his mind snaps, making him unable to understand that they are not coming back.I ( ... )
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Perceptor: *briefly wonders how it would feel like to fall like that and what data he could gather* *realizes Starscream wouldn't catch him* *sighs and cuddles closer to Starscream*
Starscream: *pretends to not enjoy cuddling with an Autobot*
Yes, that was the Alice story! Jeez, it's been YEARS since I read that! Our bunnies are very similar to those, though, what with the way they all chomp so!
Which would explain why Perceptor seems to be working on a bunny repellent.
Perceptor: *panics* "How... how did you know about that?"
Kirin: *evil grin*
Perceptor: *cowers*
Sideswipe decides to do charts for every member of the Ark's crew, just to tease them on who they can't have. However, it backfires...
Sideswipe: *reading* Slag, Sunstreaker, at this point who HASN'T Perceptor done!? The only one on the list so far is you!
Sunstreaker: Well... actually...
Sideswipe: WHAT!?For a second, I swear Sideswipe was talking to Slag as well as Sunstreaker. Then I ( ... )
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Starscream: *pretends to not enjoy cuddling with an Autobot*
Awwwww.... that is SO cute! (I can totally Starscream blushing, but still with an annoyed expression. I love this mental image!)
Which would explain why Perceptor seems to be working on a bunny repellent.
Quick! Sabotage it! *whistles innocently*
So... if Sideswipe thought Sunstreaker was the only one on the list, does that mean that he himself has done Perceptor?
I sure hope so! Either that or he wasn't counting himself. Though, Sides does seem like the type to sleep around. (Sorry, Sideswipe! I love you, but you're totally a slut!)
I wonder how Perceptor has manged to sleep with the the Ark's entire crew, while somehow managing to keep everyone thinking he was sweet and innocent. That takes skill.If anyone is smart enough to figure out a way to do this, it's Perceptor ( ... )
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Because he wanted Mirage to work for him as an assassin.
13. Blaster: "Can't you hear the stars singing?"
*Loves*
14. A group of Autobots (Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert, and Mirage) go missing. It's as if they vanished into thin air between one step and the next. No one noticed when they vanished and it took a few hours for anyone to realize Perceptor, Blaster, and Red Alert were missing. It took even longer to realize Mirage was as well. One vorn later, they are found... with no memory of Autobots, Decepticons, or war.
I read it and thought of 4400.
18. He fell and they followed, because no one should die alone.
Too obvious, but I can't stop thinking of either Soundwave or Blaster dying and the cassettes following them.
20. Those that die... they stay in their bodies, feeling everything that's done to them.
Perceptor!
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.Ten Lovers Huffer Never Had ( ... )
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Yep!
I read it and thought of 4400.
Excellent thought!
Too obvious, but I can't stop thinking of either Soundwave or Blaster dying and the cassettes following them.
*cries* I want to see! *CRIES* *cuddles kitten!Blaster*
I'm seeing the other vampire sharing this miraculous cure to other vampires and dooming the entire human race.
And Perceptor not caring as he happily gathers data on the reactions of humans fleeing for their lives.
Wheeljack's true motto!
It really is. Sadly, Ratchet made him take the sign down. He claimed it was scaring the visitors or something. Ridiculous.
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And once his name is known among other supernatural creatures, they all start going to him to find cures for their 'weaknesses', like werewolves resistant to silver. XD
It really is. Sadly, Ratchet made him take the sign down. He claimed it was scaring the visitors or something. Ridiculous.
Sadly, the damage was already done and no one wants to help Wheeljack in his lab.
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For some reason this strikes me as being thought by Hot Rod... at least, the version of my Roddy muse who is Optimus and Magnus's sparkling.
15. "Ok, who was stupid enough to give Perceptor a grenade launcher? And why did you have to tell him to have fun?"
16. "I didn't even get to shoot anything."
These are so much the same story.
27. Ten Lovers [Insert character name] Never Had.
Primus. My Non-Magnus god-muse will sleep with anybody - this of course means this list is also his "The Only Ten Lovers Primus Has Never Had" list.
34. For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.
I always thought that line was interesting, but was a bit depressed in the episode by it's literal usage. I'd love to see it used more... poetically.
45. What if the Dinobots had been created as a Gestalt?
Robosaurus. XD
54. They can feel when their creations are hurt.
Soundwave and Blaster.
58. 2007. Cosmos arrives on Earth. Or maybe he's been here awhile.It always got up Sector 7's noses that Area ( ... )
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The bunny is sated.
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