It's that time again.

[alabaster_demon]

 

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[i_v_f]

9. Most of the Seekers had never seen clouds before - Cybertron hadn’t really had any. Starscream, however, remembered them from the last time he’d been to this planet. As the others investigate (read: play), he can’t bring himself to do anything more than watch.

*wants this!*

11. Primus, when forming himself into Cybertron, deliberately avoided giving himself a restrictive atmosphere. The added density would reduce the effect of one of Primus’ favorite (although little-used) abilities: his ‘eject’ function.

???: …Why am I suddenly floating in space?

*snickers* So have got to draw this. <3

23. Starscream and Skyfire wandered around Earth a bit before taking that disastrous flight in the Arctic. Some of their actions indirectly led to the evolution of the human race.

Now this is interesting. =D I don't have the inspiration/cleverness to pull it off, but it's awesome. <3

[alabaster_demon]

*snickers* So have got to draw this. <3

YES PLEASE. XD If you do, please post a link here! I didn't think to ask for art for this one, but I totally should have!

[i_v_f]

I will! x3

[i_v_f]

I haven't got my lazy bottom around to drawing anything yet, but I did write this: #9

[mimi_sardinia]

3. The Matrix is sentient.

The cosmology I made up for my personal canon has that the Matrix is a piece of Primus's inner spark, deposited in a piece of super-dense energon. I can't help but imagine what whould happen if Optimus suddenly found that the Matrix is working the way it was originally intended - he can talk directly to Primus. (The reason it doesn't work that way usually is because the memories of all the Primes who have carried it have been downloaded into it over the aeons, confusing and muffling the link it was intended to be.)

6. The cassettes as accessories. Mech-shaped, feline-shaped, and flying cassettes go in and out of style, so Soundwave and Blaster have multiple types (and colors) on hand.

I wonder what the Cassettes feel about being fashion accessories?

9. Most of the Seekers had never seen clouds before - Cybertron hadn’t really had any. Starscream, however, remembered them from the last time he’d been to this planet. As the others investigate (read: play), he can’t bring himself to do anything more

[mimi_sardinia]

29. Sparkplug has a conversation with the Constructicons and earns their respect with his knowledge about structural engineering (he was a high-level construction worker before getting laid off and taking the job on the oil rig).

A. Bonecrusher is delighted to find someone else who appreciates the fine art and skill required for demolition. A fragile little human on that job has to be even more careful than a Cybertronian would.

I once heard that demolition work is so precise that a good explosives expert can work out the explosion right down to the pound of material moved (this was in relation to an earth-moving explosions expert).

C. Hook is impressed by the considerable precision with which humans plan their architechture. Sparkplug warily gives him a list of the most impressively designed human structures in history to visit if he ever gets any free time.One of them should be the Sydney Harbour Bridge. That thing is massively over-engineered, and I have heard it is designed so that the two halves lean

[alabaster_demon]

I once heard that demolition work is so precise that a good explosives expert can work out the explosion right down to the pound of material moved (this was in relation to an earth-moving explosions expert).

Ooh! Usually if I'm thinking about Autobot-Decepticon parallels between individual mechs, I put Wheeljack in the equivalent mental slot as Mixmaster. I never thought about the fact that Bonecrusher would probably work with a lot of explosives... and that would leave Mixmaster to be the 'Con equivalent of Perceptor! *contemplates shifting personal canon*

One of them should be the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

*goes to google-image* Oooh.. For sure! Hook will love it for maybe a whole minute before he starts nitpicking.

[kirin_saga]

and that would leave Mixmaster to be the 'Con equivalent of Perceptor!

Can you imagine these two being set loose in a room together? Without supervision? Can you imagine what they'd make?

Would that be better or worse than allowing Wheeljack and Bonescrusher together?

[kirin_saga]

1. You know who I'm see? Perceptor and Scrapper. *LOVES*

2. This would go great with one of the bunnies (#72) from my in-progress list (that I hope to post tomorrow. I'd do it tonight but I really should be sleeping since I have to get up at 5). I think Springer is saying this, when he and Perceptor are younglings.

3. Poor Optimus! Imagine... all the times Optimus has been with his lover(s) and that Matrix has been watching.

6. ... My fault. Still though, *LOVES*

8. Megatron: *embarrassed*

9. Afraid he'd crash like Skyfire did? Poor baby. *hugs*

10. *LOVES*

Optimus: *cries* "I just don't know who I am anymore."
Smokescreen: "Hmmm-hmm. Hmmm-hmm." *takes notes*

It kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it, exactly who Orion Pax is. I mean, there must have been a reason his identity was chosen.

11. Survivor: Cybertron! Who will be the next voted off the planet

[alabaster_demon]

3.Imagine... all the times Optimus has been with his lover(s) and that Matrix has been watching.

Optimus: *really creeped out*

9. Afraid he'd crash like Skyfire did? Poor baby. *hugs*

Or maybe just emotionally distraught over the suppressed memories. *also hugs*

I mean, there must have been a reason his identity was chosen.

Maybe Orion Pax wasn't supposed to exist... some immoral factory worker might have built unauthorized creations to be laborers for his factory and bribed Autobot leaders to look the other way. When said leaders needed a random mech whom no one would miss to convert into the new Prime, the factory owner was obliged to return the favor or he'd miss out on lucrative government contracts for war supplies. So he gave them Orion Pax's body and just marked him 'offlined' by the attack in his personal records.

So... does this mean 'tapedecks' are like Angels or something? Baby gods? Primus' little brothers?*loves* And if they were baby gods/Primus' little brothers, then their cassettes...! And the cassettes could

[alabaster_demon]

13. *LOVES* What if he realized later that they were sentient?What if the Decepticons found him before the Autobots did, and they convinced him that the humans were non-sentient but had mind-control abilities (which Perceptor would be immune to, in any case), and they were forcing the Autobots to protect them? Megatron would tell Perceptor that if he stayed with them to 'help' the Autobots by figuring out how to reverse the humans' mind-control, the Decepticons would give him a nice big lab and lots of equipment and leave him alone

[kirin_saga]

18. *glares at Hook* Someone knock some sense into him right now. Because he can't be anyone but Hook!

Methinks a certain microscope has a thing for deities and somewhat mythical figures.

*TOTALLY AGREES* *LOVES* I need to try Loki, Oberon, Ares, Thor... And I swear when I tried Primus/Perceptor the score was much lower than that.

And how did Batman end up on that list? I like Batman, but he doesn't seem very godly to me.

20. You added it! *happy dance* *wants to write it but has so many WIPs already* *cries*

21. I never cared enough about politics to learn what the difference is, so I really have no idea.

26. *LOVES* Cliffjumper and Ravage: CHILDHOOD FRIENDS! I wonder why Ravage ran away...

27. I love the image of Starscream bringing the Insecticons gifts.

... Great, now I read to read a Starscream/Insecticon fic. Thank you so much.

B. Mixmaster hears Sparkplug’s concern that his son is smarter than he thinks he is, and isn’t aiming high enough in life. He decides to ‘help’ encourage Spike to get the chemistry degree he’s

[alabaster_demon]

And how did Batman end up on that list? I like Batman, but he doesn't seem very godly to me.

At that point, I was picking anyone I could think of to get a 100%. It seems that poor Perceptor doesn't have an exact match.

26. *LOVES* Cliffjumper and Ravage: CHILDHOOD FRIENDS! I wonder why Ravage ran away...

Maybe he actually 'belonged' to Soundwave at the time, but because they were so poor, they couldn't afford anti-virus upgrades. Soundwave decided that Ravage would have to pose as a stray and get some bleeding-spark to 'adopt' him and buy the upgrades for him, then just run back to Soundwave.

... Great, now I read to read a Starscream/Insecticon fic. Thank you so much.

You're welcome! XD

*LOVES* I want to see Hook on vacation! He's such a work-a-holic though.Maybe if the stress was really getting to him, the rest of the team could suggest the vacation as a 'research trip'. Perhaps this is where the idea of the Giant Purple Griffin came from: Scavenger read a little plaque somewhere about the legendary griffin and made the

[shiojisan]

“There’s nothing wrong with us! They’re lying to you, they’ve been lying to you all along! By Primus’ spark, I swear there’s nothing wrong with us, they’re lying, they’re LYING! Please believe us… don’t let them DO this…”

Heh I can't help but think of Red Alert when I read this. After all it could be the voice of his glitch speaking to him when the Autobots are trying to give him something that would help get rid of it XD

[alabaster_demon]

I was thinking of it as two or more different mechs, rather than the voices in one mech's head, but this is an excellent idea too! Now that I look at it, this bunny really does look like it was intended for Red Alert.
...I have a paranoid Security Director in my head. *is scared*

[shiojisan]

XD Thats not a bad thing it's a good thing XD