Another bunch.
1. Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me this!”
Later…
Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me that!”
And later…
Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me one of those!”
Hook: “…No.”
Megatron: “What did you say, you miserable minion?”
Hook: “We’re tired. And do you even know our individual names? Because you’ve been referring to us collectively for ( Read more... )
Later…
Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me that!”
And later…
Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me one of those!”
Hook: “…No.”
Megatron: “What did you say, you miserable minion?”
Hook: “We’re tired. And do you even know our individual names? Because you’ve been referring to us collectively for ( Read more... )
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Dr. Michaels (with a very evil smile on his face): Oh yes. Now we know exactly who the father is, and we will be paying him a very special visit sometime in the near future.
Ooh! Ooh! Is Dr. Michaels secretly one of those random humans who helps the Decepticons? How else would he know about Ravage and where to find him?... Now I want to see Dr. Michaels raging at Megatron to 'control his soldiers, fraggit!' while Megatron is still trying not to throw up or crash at the idea of Ravage having cubs with an organic drone.
Soundwave turned off the television. He and the rest of the cassettes turned to look at Ravage, whose optics are very wide.
Ratbat: …Congratulations?
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The wording of this just plain amuses me. I never would have pictured Ravage as a 'bad boy' but I guess he is, isn't he? A teenage feline delinquent?
So, Soundwave is a grandpa now!... Or, according to certain bunnies, he now has step-siblings/cousins. Which reminds me - just how smart/sentient would you think those cubs are? Faction symbols, y/n? (And which faction? Ravage might have more than one surprise in store for his comrades.)
Hopefully Blaster will catch the news broadcast and show it to Steeljaw so he doesn't get any ideas about paying a visit to the lion exhibit (it rhymes!). Unless he already is...
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Later…
Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me that!”
And later…
Megatron: “Constructicons! Build me one of those!”
Hook: “…No.”
Megatron: “What did you say, you miserable minion?”
Hook: “We’re tired. And do you even know our individual names? Because you’ve been referring to us collectively for millions of years.”
Megatron: “…”
^_^ Strike! Strike! Strike!
7. Wreck-Garus Prime.
Wreck-Garus Prime: I dare to be Prime Stupid!
8. Megatron sets in motion another outlandish, ridiculous scheme. By this point, the humans aren’t even worried anymore because they know the Autobots will take care of it… except this time, they can't (or just don’t). The Decepticons win, and no one (not even the ‘Cons) knows why this plan worked when so many similar plans failed.
Megatron: One of my plans actually worked?! *dies in shock* x_x
?: Well that was a short victory.
11. Primus and Unicron never could predict exactly what their creations would do. The war, an inevitable result of political and social ( ... )
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3. *cackles* And did this incident have anything to do with Steeljaw?
4. So they kidnap Perceptor, pouting all the while.
5. Interesting...
7. *LOVES* He'd make everyone fight the war using video games! And it would be required for everyone to learn movie/TV quotes!
I bet he looked so bewildered when he got the Matrix.
8. Because the scientists that usually solve the problems went on strike because Optimus put explosions on the Banned List?
10. Let's see... Director... Skids? I keep forgetting about him. And maybe the movie about the reactions of 'primative' organics to a millions of years long war fought by giant robots?
11. *LOVES* Perceptor, Blaster, and Red Alert were supposed to be Decepticons. And Soundwave and Starscream were supposed to be Autobots.
12. He so would. And he'd enjoy watching it burn, too.
13. I've never seen the movie, but I love the Inferno one!
14. Poor Perceptor! *hugs*
15. * ( ... )
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3. Soundwave takes Ravage to the Constructicons to be neutered after an… incident.
Ravage was caught one too many times interfacing with Steeljaw.
14. “One of these days, he’s not even going to try to get away.”
Starscream. It's being said by an Autobot, who is commenting after Screamer escapes from their brig... again.
17. Once, Skywarp tried to escape his life by just staying in warp-space, forever neither here nor there. He'd only been there for a few seconds when that strange dimension grabbed hold of him and wouldn’t let him go. It took him what felt like millions of years (in his dimension’s time) to escape. And even now, the other dimension pulls at him and urges him to pop back in, just for a second or two... and if he isn't constantly doing something in his own dimension, he's always tempted to just go back to the warp space dimension that sings in his mind and calls to him... waiting for him to come back, to stay for an eternity, caught between two moments.
I simply want to see this one written.
18. I saw a TV show ( ... )
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