Bunnies, Bunnies, Everywhere!
Silent Hill, crossovers, torture, Rozen Maiden, reincarnation, it all has one thing in common. There is plenty of potential Percy abuse in there! ^.^ I'm so nasty to him. You'd never guess that I really loved the guy, huh?
1. (Going with ‘Perceptor is the last of his gestalt!’ bunny. Inspired by ‘Last and Alone Secret’.) Perceptor’s gestalt mates were dead. But then a Necromancer brought them back to life. They are alive, but they aren’t the mechs who died those years ago. They have become sadistic, deranged, and borderline sociopathic. They’re obsessed with getting their last gestalt mate back. They will get him back. They will torture any who won’t tell them where he is. They will kill any who stand in their way. And their intentions regarding their last mate may not be benevolent.
One of the brought to life gestalt mates: Live together, die together, Percy.
2. Ratchet: Wheeljack! Get out of Perceptor’s body!
3. Perceptor used to be a slave. Since most Cybertronian slaves betrayed their race and joined the Quintessons, he doesn’t tell anyone for fear of persecution. It’s hard to hide what has been embedded in his programming from a young age, however…
4. Perceptor begins to share dreams with his Mirrorverse counterpart. Nighttime has become a constant nightmare of torture, all of physical, mental, and sexual. He doesn’t know how to stop it, so he starts avoiding sleep completely. Ratchet and Wheeljack notice his refusal sleep and his rapidly declining mental, emotional, and physical health, and they are determined to help him.
5. Wheeljack turned Ratchet into a falcon by accident, and now he and Perceptor have to take care of the medic until they figure out a way to reverse it.
6. Perceptor is dead. Then why do Ratchet and Wheeljack insist that they still talk to him and see him in the lab? Then why does Beachcomber say that Perceptor still helps him in tight spots and playfully razzes him? Then why does Brawn still hear him talking to inanimate objects in his lab? Optimus can’t understand it.
7. Perceptor has a demon inside of him. He must always keep constant concentration on keeping it under control or it’ll escape and possess him completely. The demon’s slowly eating away at his sanity, and he’s not sure how long he can handle it.
8. Perceptor: I wouldn’t be so quick to say that you love me. Would you truly be willing to love the devil?
9. It was a gamble, a last bet before it was all over. They were dancing with the devil, and they knew it.
10. The Animated and G1 universes collide. Now the G1 crew is trying to keep the younger, more innocent and inexperienced Autobots safe, Perceptor is trying to fix the problem, Sentinel and Optimus both can’t believe G1 Optimus Prime, the G1 crew is trying to handle the possible threat of Animated Decepticons, and everyone’s cowering in fear at the thought of two Ratchets.
11. The Autobots uncover some records from an old broken down building on Cybertron. It turned out to be a strip club. And… Perceptor’s listed as one of their strippers.
12. Perceptor has a stalker. (“Bloody Valentine” by Good Charlotte.)
13. Perceptor: It is silent, yes, but I think that the name Silent Hell would suit it better.
14. Ratchet and Wheeljack start taking note of the little things that Perceptor does. What they find out is heartbreaking. (And I find it kind of funny./ I find it kind of sad./ The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.- Mad World by Gary Jules.)
15. A high-ranking and well-respected officer begins calling Perceptor to his office regularly for reports, but it isn’t reports he wants. He begins molesting the scientist daily, going a little farther each day to the point he begins touching his spark chamber and eventually his spark. Perceptor is terrified and knows that, if it came down to it, everyone would believe the officer over him. He’s also petrified that the officer will eventually go all the way. Ratchet and Wheeljack notice that Perceptor has plunged into deep depression, to the point he has stopped properly taking care of himself. They want to know what’s wrong, but he’s refusing to say. They’re getting desperate, and Primus-knows what a desperate Ratchet and Wheeljack will resort to…
16. Perceptor is addicted to a highly dangerous and very illegal Cybertronian drug. The truth comes out when Ratchet and Wheeljack stumbles across him while he’s high. He makes them promise to not tell, and now they’re trying to give him the help they can.
17. (May’ve been posted before by someone else.) Crossover with The Ring. Perceptor comes across an old movie and watches it. Ratchet and Wheeljack are there when ha receives a very odd call afterwards. They’re terrified for his life, but all he says is that his fate is sealed.
18. Crossover with Amityville Horror. Perceptor, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Bumblebee, and Brawn find themselves trapped as humans in a house with a gruesome past. Bumblebee starts claiming to be seeing and talking to a girl that isn’t there, and he’s saying to ‘beware of him.’ Then one of the other mechs starts waking up regularly at 3:15 and is acting abnormally aggressive.
19. ?: You know, when faced with the choice of having the power of love and friendship and all that to face the Decepticons, or having a blaster, I’d take the blaster.
20. Perceptor is being haunted by the ghost of his deranged mother, who blames him for her death. She is determined to terrorize him to the point of insanity and then murder him in the most gruesome and painful way possible. Every time Perceptor bursts out of a room screaming about his mother and terrified out of his wits, the Autobots are more and more convinced of his rising insanity. Ratchet and Wheeljack are the only ones trying to help him, but even they are beginning to wonder at the state of their friend’s mental health.
21. Ratchet finds a confused Perceptor covered in energon, having killed one of the Autobots. The scientist has no memory of this, however.
22. Rodimus, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, Springer, Blurr, Wheelie, Daniel… none of them saw it coming. They didn’t even know that there was a problem until Perceptor was found on the floor of his lab, having committed suicide. In the end, it was First Aid who told all those ignorant why. Perceptor had been bonded to Ratchet and Wheeljack, and he had only gone on for so long because he knew that the Autobots still needed him. And he simply decided that with the successful training of Brainstorm completed, they didn’t need him anymore.
23. Perceptor is a fallen angel, dedicated to his mortal friends and loved ones. What happens when the angels come after him?
24. Perceptor’s big brother never really accepted the fact that his little brother was grown up. Now that Perceptor is bonded with Ratchet and Wheeljack, his brother is convinced that it wasn’t consensual. His big brother has gone insane, and despite anything Perceptor says, he is determined to rape and kill the ‘rapists.’ Afterwards, he’s going to take Perceptor away, where they’ll always be together and he can protect his darling little brother…
25. When Ratchet and Wheeljack are captured by the Decepticons and are to be killed, Perceptor makes a deal with Primus, the Grim Reaper, or Unicron. His soul for theirs.
26. An obsessive and abusive ex-lover of Perceptor’s is going to Earth to get the scientist back, and he’s willing to kill anyone who dares get in his way. (You belong to me,/ my Snow White Queen…- Snow White Queen by Evanescence.)
27. Silent Hill was their fall from grace.
28. Artemis Fowl crossover. Perceptor gets captured by Artemis and is intrusively examined by fairies because they believe that he was made of fairy technology stolen by the humans. Then he manages to convince Artemis, Butler, Foaly, and Holly of his genuine sentience and sapience. Now they’re arguing for his freedom, but the Council refuses to release him.
29. Perceptor’s mother was an angel and his father was a demon, making him the only hybrid in existence. Problem is, he now has two very insistent voices in his head and two very strong and very different instincts. So far, he has only listened to his angel side, but it has gotten to the point that his evil side may just take over and he’ll lose control…
30. (Another hybrid bunny!) As above, Perceptor’s mother was an angel and his father a demon. Though Perceptor is technically half-and-half, he acts almost exclusively like an angel. His identical twin, however, is the opposite. His twin kidnaps him and replaces him on the Ark intent on ruining his life and possibly taking the lives of his loved ones in painfully torturous ways…
31. (Again!) Perceptor is a hybrid of an angel and a demon, but his two sides were so different that he split himself in half. The angel side went on to the Autobots as a scientist, but then the demon comes. The angel loves the demon and knows that they must become one again, but he is having trouble getting the Ark Autobots’ help…
32. Art: Two Perceptors, one angelic one with white angel wings and a halo and one demonic one with mostly black and red armor, horns, and big bat wings, are suspended in the air with their hands joined. There is a circle around their hands and they are slowly combining into one, starting at the hands. The angelic one looks serene while the demonic one looks furious.
33. Megatron infected Perceptor with a new, synthetic fatal but very stealthy virus that will only begin killing him if Megatron wants it to. Perceptor doesn’t know. Megatron feels sadistic and tells Ratchet and Wheeljack about it, telling them that they have to rape Perceptor without telling him why or about the virus. Megatron said that if they told anyone about it, if they tried to communicate to Perceptor that they were trying to help him in some way, or if they refused to rape him, he’d activate the virus and kill Perceptor. But if they did it, he’d give them the cure. Not seeing any way out, they agree.
34. Perceptor is raped and, unbeknownst to him, Ratchet and Wheeljack are being forced to watch.
35. Perceptor gets raped regularly during the night, and Ratchet and Wheeljack find out.
35. Perceptor: We all have little skeletons in our closet. Mine just happen to be literal.
36. ?: Perceptor, Ratchet, and Wheeljack balance each other out. That is why you never see them apart. Their personalities are so different that they complete one another. And woe betide anyone who dares harm one of them. If one gets hurt, the other two will make sure that the perpetrator pays.
37. Perceptor: Ratchet, Wheeljack, I realize that this development of myself being turned into a newborn sparkling left me in a compromising position but… do you really have to bottle-feed me?
38. (I may write this on my own, but feel free to adopt it! :D ) The twins accidentally walk in on Ratchet, Wheeljack, and Perceptor interfacing. No one is happy with this development.
39. Perceptor: She called me soulless. She was right. I am only a monster affected by separate anxieties and mental agonies. I have no spark, so who’s to say that I exist?
Ratchet: This mech in front of me looks real. These hands in mine exist. And it doesn’t feel like I’m kissing a dream.
Wheeljack: You’re here, Perce. You’re your own separate person.
40. Perceptor is tortured all of physically, mentally, and sexually while Ratchet and Wheeljack are forced to watch from just a few feet away.
41. Perceptor actually finds this community and reads about everything we think about him and imagine about him.
42. A long time ago, a Cybertronian obsessed with Perceptor murdered his family and attempted to force a bond on him before the officials came and locked him up in an asylum. The experience left Perceptor mentally scarred for life. Now, millennia afterwards, the asylum is destroyed by a battle and the Cybertronian escapes and goes to Earth intent on making Perceptor theirs… and they will kill whoever gets in their way. When Perceptor hears about this, he’s terrified that Ratchet and Wheeljack will do just that.
43. Perceptor is unconscious after getting a highly invasive surgery for a serious wound to his spark chamber. There’s no way to know that he’ll survive. Ratchet and Wheeljack know that talking to someone unconscious or in a coma helps them recover sometimes, so they start talking to him while they sit by his bedside.
44. The electricity’s out and the intellectuals are bored. So Perceptor, Ratchet, and Wheeljack decide to relieve their boredom using board games.
45. Perceptor gets caught in one of Wheeljack’s explosions and his personality chips get damaged. He’s now acting like a typical rebellious bad girl. He’s (she’s?) acting like a bad-ass female human teenager in other words. And he (she?) seems convinced that Wheeljack and Ratchet are his (her?) parents. And that Optimus is his (her?) grandfather. And Prowl is his (her?) stick-up-his-ass uncle. And the twins are his (her?) “awesome” cousins (who happen to be taking advantage of the situation and getting into trouble with him/her). And everyone else is somehow related to him (her?) in some way. Needless to say, everyone’s desperate to get him back to normal.
46. (Crossover with Tales of Symphonia.) Perceptor is to be sacrificed to the goddess Martel. She is dying within the Great Seed, and Mithos needs a strong but pure soul from another world to save her.
47. Perceptor’s soul was stolen by Unicron, and Ratchet and Wheeljack are willing to fight to get it back.
48. Perceptor begins to dream of strange things. Dreams of dying, then being killed by one who he loved dearly. Dreams of coming back for revenge and drawing his murderer to a horribly evil town. He then finds out that he is Mary Shepard-Sunderland reincarnated. And Prowl is in a similar position, only he used to be a woman by the name of Cybil Bennett. Perceptor is becoming increasingly paranoid that Ratchet and Wheeljack are going to turn out like James and kill him, and he’s been feeling very sick lately. He starts lashing out violently, and he feels the power that that evil town gave him beginning to draw to two new potential James’s into the nightmare, but he doesn’t want it to. Prowl is possibly the only one who can get them both help before it is too late, but he’s been noticing a weird but familiar worm-like parasite infecting him...
49. (Crossover with Tales of Symphonia.) Perceptor is one of the soulless angels of Cruxis, sent forth to plant Cruxis Crystals on the Cybertronians to gain stronger angels. Everyone only finds this out when he’s planted one on them all. Perceptor’s soul is trapped in his own crystal, and he’s the only one who may know how to stop or remove the crystals. Ratchet and Wheeljack are determined to release him, but their reasons for wanting to do so may not be entirely professional…
50. Wheeljack: Percy… why’re you…?
Perceptor: I apologize, old friend. I didn’t mean for you to come in yet. I’m very tired.
Ratchet: Percy… Percy, take the blaster away from your head and let me stop the bleeding NOW!
51. Perceptor is trapped by the spirits of drowned humans, and they’re intent on making him join their ranks.
52. Perceptor disappeared in a tundra. No one knows what happened.
53. Ratchet, Wheeljack, and Perceptor fell in love and want to bond, but Ratchet has to break up with Firestar first. He is not looking forward to this.
54. Ratchet never thought that the phrase “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,” would apply to Perceptor.
55. Inferno goes insane and now it’s Red that’s trying to take care of him.
56. Perceptor is a creature made of starlight.
57. Ratchet and Wheeljack notice that Perceptor doesn’t have a reflection. Then he disappears. No, whenever they look at a mirror, they see him standing just behind them, smiling. (Optional: In the mirror, they see him standing just behind them with a wicked-looking knife in his hand.)
58. Ratchet finds out something truly terrifying: Perceptor’s vital systems aren’t functioning and apparently haven’t been for millennia. And his spark has been legitimately extinguished for as long.
59. Perceptor: I had never realized how much affection I held for the twins until now.
Ratchet: Yeah. They’re little hellions, but they’re our little hellions.
Wheeljack: *smiles and nods in agreement*
60. ?: Perceptor was simply your dream, but your dream was perverted by the evil in the perceiving sparks. He was never anything but a reflection of all who saw him.
61. (Percy was ranting in my head about the nature of everything around me.) Perceptor: What are we but our perceptions of ourselves and the perceptions of others? Is there only one reality in which there are no intervening perceptions? But that is impossible. You must always look through some form of eyes to see reality: you must have a sentient mind to perceive it. Therefore, no matter whose eyes you look through, there is perception defining an individual reality.
62. There is absolutely no record of Perceptor’s existence.
63. Ratchet: Look, Percy, I know that it hurts but there’s nothing to be afraid of… just looks worse than it is…
Wheeljack: You’ll… You’ll be fine. Just… don’t close your optics. Just… let us look at your wound…
Perceptor: *hisses in pain* Please do not lie to me. You are my dearest friends; I would rather be told the truth than a lie. I’m going to die, aren’t I?
64. Ratchet: Tell us!
Perceptor: You won’t believe me!
Wheeljack: Yes we will! We won’t leave ‘till you do!
Perceptor: Very well… *tells*
Ratchet: You’re right, we don’t believe you!
65. Perceptor gets pregnant and no one has a clue how it got there, who’s the other parent, and why he seems to be in a particularly large amount of pain. They definitely don’t know why he’s taken up drawing odd symbols on the wall. He knows, though. He’s supposed to be the next to bear the God of The Order, and he has to stop its coming at all costs.
66. Perceptor is possessed (or agrees to carry) the spirit of Alessa.
67. Perceptor once was one of the Pyramid Heads in Silent Hill. No one knows. They do, however, notice that he is beginning to get ruthless and disturbingly bloodthirsty. At first, he denied to himself that anything was wrong, but when he dreamt of impaling Ratchet and Wheeljack on his Great Knife and enjoying it, he knew that he had to do something. His old personality and life is resurfacing, and he doesn’t know what to do.
68. Perceptor disappears, and Ratchet and Wheeljack notice that everyone but themselves seems to be starting to forget him. At one point, the twins go even as far as teasing them about their ‘imaginary friend.’ Still, they tried to pass it off as a sick joke of theirs. It was when Optimus himself asked them who Perceptor was, however, did they begin to get seriously concerned.
69. Perceptor is just an illusion, a highly realistic illusion, created by the perceptions of others. What happens if a truly criminally insane perception came into play? It affects the illusion horribly and violently, and may have deadly results.
70. Perceptor: (to Ratchet and Wheeljack) If there is ever a possibility of a moment lasting forever, please let it be this one.
71. Ratchet: What happened?! Give him back!
?: I can’t. He was never there. No more substantial than a rainbow.
?: Then what was Perceptor? An illusion? A… collective figment of our imagination?
Wheeljack: He wasn’t a figment!
?: He was. He was a fleeting dream you all shared, and everyone has to wake up eventually.
72. Perceptor contemplates the word love and its meaning the first time he, Ratchet, and Wheeljack say it to each other.
73. One truth about Perceptor arises at the time where Ratchet should’ve known about it before. Perceptor can’t feel pain, and it may cost him his life.
74. Perceptor is a changeling. Yes, he just found out.
75. Perceptor is a Rozen Maiden in disguise and doesn’t know it.
76. Perceptor has two personalities. One is Perceptor, the kind and soft-spoken scientist we all know, and there is the agent, puppet, and herald of Unicron.
77. Perceptor is an agent for the Decepticons and is totally unaware of it.
78. Perceptor is beginning to think that he is completely and utterly expendable.
79. Perceptor has a secret, and he can’t tell anyone what it is. He used to be a human nurse. A female human nurse. She used to be happy. She used to be naïve. She used to want to be an actress. Then that patient arrived. The arrival of Alessa nearly destroyed Lisa Garland’s human life and Kaufman completed what the little girl began. She was never any different from the other nurses. She still isn't. Now she is Perceptor. But Lisa Garland will not fade away so easily.
80. Sideswipe: Why is it that when me and Sunny try to seduce Perceptor, he’s totally un-seducible, but when Ratchet and Wheeljack do it, he’s putty in their hands and opens up for them within the hour?
1. (Going with ‘Perceptor is the last of his gestalt!’ bunny. Inspired by ‘Last and Alone Secret’.) Perceptor’s gestalt mates were dead. But then a Necromancer brought them back to life. They are alive, but they aren’t the mechs who died those years ago. They have become sadistic, deranged, and borderline sociopathic. They’re obsessed with getting their last gestalt mate back. They will get him back. They will torture any who won’t tell them where he is. They will kill any who stand in their way. And their intentions regarding their last mate may not be benevolent.
One of the brought to life gestalt mates: Live together, die together, Percy.
2. Ratchet: Wheeljack! Get out of Perceptor’s body!
3. Perceptor used to be a slave. Since most Cybertronian slaves betrayed their race and joined the Quintessons, he doesn’t tell anyone for fear of persecution. It’s hard to hide what has been embedded in his programming from a young age, however…
4. Perceptor begins to share dreams with his Mirrorverse counterpart. Nighttime has become a constant nightmare of torture, all of physical, mental, and sexual. He doesn’t know how to stop it, so he starts avoiding sleep completely. Ratchet and Wheeljack notice his refusal sleep and his rapidly declining mental, emotional, and physical health, and they are determined to help him.
5. Wheeljack turned Ratchet into a falcon by accident, and now he and Perceptor have to take care of the medic until they figure out a way to reverse it.
6. Perceptor is dead. Then why do Ratchet and Wheeljack insist that they still talk to him and see him in the lab? Then why does Beachcomber say that Perceptor still helps him in tight spots and playfully razzes him? Then why does Brawn still hear him talking to inanimate objects in his lab? Optimus can’t understand it.
7. Perceptor has a demon inside of him. He must always keep constant concentration on keeping it under control or it’ll escape and possess him completely. The demon’s slowly eating away at his sanity, and he’s not sure how long he can handle it.
8. Perceptor: I wouldn’t be so quick to say that you love me. Would you truly be willing to love the devil?
9. It was a gamble, a last bet before it was all over. They were dancing with the devil, and they knew it.
10. The Animated and G1 universes collide. Now the G1 crew is trying to keep the younger, more innocent and inexperienced Autobots safe, Perceptor is trying to fix the problem, Sentinel and Optimus both can’t believe G1 Optimus Prime, the G1 crew is trying to handle the possible threat of Animated Decepticons, and everyone’s cowering in fear at the thought of two Ratchets.
11. The Autobots uncover some records from an old broken down building on Cybertron. It turned out to be a strip club. And… Perceptor’s listed as one of their strippers.
12. Perceptor has a stalker. (“Bloody Valentine” by Good Charlotte.)
13. Perceptor: It is silent, yes, but I think that the name Silent Hell would suit it better.
14. Ratchet and Wheeljack start taking note of the little things that Perceptor does. What they find out is heartbreaking. (And I find it kind of funny./ I find it kind of sad./ The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.- Mad World by Gary Jules.)
15. A high-ranking and well-respected officer begins calling Perceptor to his office regularly for reports, but it isn’t reports he wants. He begins molesting the scientist daily, going a little farther each day to the point he begins touching his spark chamber and eventually his spark. Perceptor is terrified and knows that, if it came down to it, everyone would believe the officer over him. He’s also petrified that the officer will eventually go all the way. Ratchet and Wheeljack notice that Perceptor has plunged into deep depression, to the point he has stopped properly taking care of himself. They want to know what’s wrong, but he’s refusing to say. They’re getting desperate, and Primus-knows what a desperate Ratchet and Wheeljack will resort to…
16. Perceptor is addicted to a highly dangerous and very illegal Cybertronian drug. The truth comes out when Ratchet and Wheeljack stumbles across him while he’s high. He makes them promise to not tell, and now they’re trying to give him the help they can.
17. (May’ve been posted before by someone else.) Crossover with The Ring. Perceptor comes across an old movie and watches it. Ratchet and Wheeljack are there when ha receives a very odd call afterwards. They’re terrified for his life, but all he says is that his fate is sealed.
18. Crossover with Amityville Horror. Perceptor, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Bumblebee, and Brawn find themselves trapped as humans in a house with a gruesome past. Bumblebee starts claiming to be seeing and talking to a girl that isn’t there, and he’s saying to ‘beware of him.’ Then one of the other mechs starts waking up regularly at 3:15 and is acting abnormally aggressive.
19. ?: You know, when faced with the choice of having the power of love and friendship and all that to face the Decepticons, or having a blaster, I’d take the blaster.
20. Perceptor is being haunted by the ghost of his deranged mother, who blames him for her death. She is determined to terrorize him to the point of insanity and then murder him in the most gruesome and painful way possible. Every time Perceptor bursts out of a room screaming about his mother and terrified out of his wits, the Autobots are more and more convinced of his rising insanity. Ratchet and Wheeljack are the only ones trying to help him, but even they are beginning to wonder at the state of their friend’s mental health.
21. Ratchet finds a confused Perceptor covered in energon, having killed one of the Autobots. The scientist has no memory of this, however.
22. Rodimus, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, Springer, Blurr, Wheelie, Daniel… none of them saw it coming. They didn’t even know that there was a problem until Perceptor was found on the floor of his lab, having committed suicide. In the end, it was First Aid who told all those ignorant why. Perceptor had been bonded to Ratchet and Wheeljack, and he had only gone on for so long because he knew that the Autobots still needed him. And he simply decided that with the successful training of Brainstorm completed, they didn’t need him anymore.
23. Perceptor is a fallen angel, dedicated to his mortal friends and loved ones. What happens when the angels come after him?
24. Perceptor’s big brother never really accepted the fact that his little brother was grown up. Now that Perceptor is bonded with Ratchet and Wheeljack, his brother is convinced that it wasn’t consensual. His big brother has gone insane, and despite anything Perceptor says, he is determined to rape and kill the ‘rapists.’ Afterwards, he’s going to take Perceptor away, where they’ll always be together and he can protect his darling little brother…
25. When Ratchet and Wheeljack are captured by the Decepticons and are to be killed, Perceptor makes a deal with Primus, the Grim Reaper, or Unicron. His soul for theirs.
26. An obsessive and abusive ex-lover of Perceptor’s is going to Earth to get the scientist back, and he’s willing to kill anyone who dares get in his way. (You belong to me,/ my Snow White Queen…- Snow White Queen by Evanescence.)
27. Silent Hill was their fall from grace.
28. Artemis Fowl crossover. Perceptor gets captured by Artemis and is intrusively examined by fairies because they believe that he was made of fairy technology stolen by the humans. Then he manages to convince Artemis, Butler, Foaly, and Holly of his genuine sentience and sapience. Now they’re arguing for his freedom, but the Council refuses to release him.
29. Perceptor’s mother was an angel and his father was a demon, making him the only hybrid in existence. Problem is, he now has two very insistent voices in his head and two very strong and very different instincts. So far, he has only listened to his angel side, but it has gotten to the point that his evil side may just take over and he’ll lose control…
30. (Another hybrid bunny!) As above, Perceptor’s mother was an angel and his father a demon. Though Perceptor is technically half-and-half, he acts almost exclusively like an angel. His identical twin, however, is the opposite. His twin kidnaps him and replaces him on the Ark intent on ruining his life and possibly taking the lives of his loved ones in painfully torturous ways…
31. (Again!) Perceptor is a hybrid of an angel and a demon, but his two sides were so different that he split himself in half. The angel side went on to the Autobots as a scientist, but then the demon comes. The angel loves the demon and knows that they must become one again, but he is having trouble getting the Ark Autobots’ help…
32. Art: Two Perceptors, one angelic one with white angel wings and a halo and one demonic one with mostly black and red armor, horns, and big bat wings, are suspended in the air with their hands joined. There is a circle around their hands and they are slowly combining into one, starting at the hands. The angelic one looks serene while the demonic one looks furious.
33. Megatron infected Perceptor with a new, synthetic fatal but very stealthy virus that will only begin killing him if Megatron wants it to. Perceptor doesn’t know. Megatron feels sadistic and tells Ratchet and Wheeljack about it, telling them that they have to rape Perceptor without telling him why or about the virus. Megatron said that if they told anyone about it, if they tried to communicate to Perceptor that they were trying to help him in some way, or if they refused to rape him, he’d activate the virus and kill Perceptor. But if they did it, he’d give them the cure. Not seeing any way out, they agree.
34. Perceptor is raped and, unbeknownst to him, Ratchet and Wheeljack are being forced to watch.
35. Perceptor gets raped regularly during the night, and Ratchet and Wheeljack find out.
35. Perceptor: We all have little skeletons in our closet. Mine just happen to be literal.
36. ?: Perceptor, Ratchet, and Wheeljack balance each other out. That is why you never see them apart. Their personalities are so different that they complete one another. And woe betide anyone who dares harm one of them. If one gets hurt, the other two will make sure that the perpetrator pays.
37. Perceptor: Ratchet, Wheeljack, I realize that this development of myself being turned into a newborn sparkling left me in a compromising position but… do you really have to bottle-feed me?
38. (I may write this on my own, but feel free to adopt it! :D ) The twins accidentally walk in on Ratchet, Wheeljack, and Perceptor interfacing. No one is happy with this development.
39. Perceptor: She called me soulless. She was right. I am only a monster affected by separate anxieties and mental agonies. I have no spark, so who’s to say that I exist?
Ratchet: This mech in front of me looks real. These hands in mine exist. And it doesn’t feel like I’m kissing a dream.
Wheeljack: You’re here, Perce. You’re your own separate person.
40. Perceptor is tortured all of physically, mentally, and sexually while Ratchet and Wheeljack are forced to watch from just a few feet away.
41. Perceptor actually finds this community and reads about everything we think about him and imagine about him.
42. A long time ago, a Cybertronian obsessed with Perceptor murdered his family and attempted to force a bond on him before the officials came and locked him up in an asylum. The experience left Perceptor mentally scarred for life. Now, millennia afterwards, the asylum is destroyed by a battle and the Cybertronian escapes and goes to Earth intent on making Perceptor theirs… and they will kill whoever gets in their way. When Perceptor hears about this, he’s terrified that Ratchet and Wheeljack will do just that.
43. Perceptor is unconscious after getting a highly invasive surgery for a serious wound to his spark chamber. There’s no way to know that he’ll survive. Ratchet and Wheeljack know that talking to someone unconscious or in a coma helps them recover sometimes, so they start talking to him while they sit by his bedside.
44. The electricity’s out and the intellectuals are bored. So Perceptor, Ratchet, and Wheeljack decide to relieve their boredom using board games.
45. Perceptor gets caught in one of Wheeljack’s explosions and his personality chips get damaged. He’s now acting like a typical rebellious bad girl. He’s (she’s?) acting like a bad-ass female human teenager in other words. And he (she?) seems convinced that Wheeljack and Ratchet are his (her?) parents. And that Optimus is his (her?) grandfather. And Prowl is his (her?) stick-up-his-ass uncle. And the twins are his (her?) “awesome” cousins (who happen to be taking advantage of the situation and getting into trouble with him/her). And everyone else is somehow related to him (her?) in some way. Needless to say, everyone’s desperate to get him back to normal.
46. (Crossover with Tales of Symphonia.) Perceptor is to be sacrificed to the goddess Martel. She is dying within the Great Seed, and Mithos needs a strong but pure soul from another world to save her.
47. Perceptor’s soul was stolen by Unicron, and Ratchet and Wheeljack are willing to fight to get it back.
48. Perceptor begins to dream of strange things. Dreams of dying, then being killed by one who he loved dearly. Dreams of coming back for revenge and drawing his murderer to a horribly evil town. He then finds out that he is Mary Shepard-Sunderland reincarnated. And Prowl is in a similar position, only he used to be a woman by the name of Cybil Bennett. Perceptor is becoming increasingly paranoid that Ratchet and Wheeljack are going to turn out like James and kill him, and he’s been feeling very sick lately. He starts lashing out violently, and he feels the power that that evil town gave him beginning to draw to two new potential James’s into the nightmare, but he doesn’t want it to. Prowl is possibly the only one who can get them both help before it is too late, but he’s been noticing a weird but familiar worm-like parasite infecting him...
49. (Crossover with Tales of Symphonia.) Perceptor is one of the soulless angels of Cruxis, sent forth to plant Cruxis Crystals on the Cybertronians to gain stronger angels. Everyone only finds this out when he’s planted one on them all. Perceptor’s soul is trapped in his own crystal, and he’s the only one who may know how to stop or remove the crystals. Ratchet and Wheeljack are determined to release him, but their reasons for wanting to do so may not be entirely professional…
50. Wheeljack: Percy… why’re you…?
Perceptor: I apologize, old friend. I didn’t mean for you to come in yet. I’m very tired.
Ratchet: Percy… Percy, take the blaster away from your head and let me stop the bleeding NOW!
51. Perceptor is trapped by the spirits of drowned humans, and they’re intent on making him join their ranks.
52. Perceptor disappeared in a tundra. No one knows what happened.
53. Ratchet, Wheeljack, and Perceptor fell in love and want to bond, but Ratchet has to break up with Firestar first. He is not looking forward to this.
54. Ratchet never thought that the phrase “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,” would apply to Perceptor.
55. Inferno goes insane and now it’s Red that’s trying to take care of him.
56. Perceptor is a creature made of starlight.
57. Ratchet and Wheeljack notice that Perceptor doesn’t have a reflection. Then he disappears. No, whenever they look at a mirror, they see him standing just behind them, smiling. (Optional: In the mirror, they see him standing just behind them with a wicked-looking knife in his hand.)
58. Ratchet finds out something truly terrifying: Perceptor’s vital systems aren’t functioning and apparently haven’t been for millennia. And his spark has been legitimately extinguished for as long.
59. Perceptor: I had never realized how much affection I held for the twins until now.
Ratchet: Yeah. They’re little hellions, but they’re our little hellions.
Wheeljack: *smiles and nods in agreement*
60. ?: Perceptor was simply your dream, but your dream was perverted by the evil in the perceiving sparks. He was never anything but a reflection of all who saw him.
61. (Percy was ranting in my head about the nature of everything around me.) Perceptor: What are we but our perceptions of ourselves and the perceptions of others? Is there only one reality in which there are no intervening perceptions? But that is impossible. You must always look through some form of eyes to see reality: you must have a sentient mind to perceive it. Therefore, no matter whose eyes you look through, there is perception defining an individual reality.
62. There is absolutely no record of Perceptor’s existence.
63. Ratchet: Look, Percy, I know that it hurts but there’s nothing to be afraid of… just looks worse than it is…
Wheeljack: You’ll… You’ll be fine. Just… don’t close your optics. Just… let us look at your wound…
Perceptor: *hisses in pain* Please do not lie to me. You are my dearest friends; I would rather be told the truth than a lie. I’m going to die, aren’t I?
64. Ratchet: Tell us!
Perceptor: You won’t believe me!
Wheeljack: Yes we will! We won’t leave ‘till you do!
Perceptor: Very well… *tells*
Ratchet: You’re right, we don’t believe you!
65. Perceptor gets pregnant and no one has a clue how it got there, who’s the other parent, and why he seems to be in a particularly large amount of pain. They definitely don’t know why he’s taken up drawing odd symbols on the wall. He knows, though. He’s supposed to be the next to bear the God of The Order, and he has to stop its coming at all costs.
66. Perceptor is possessed (or agrees to carry) the spirit of Alessa.
67. Perceptor once was one of the Pyramid Heads in Silent Hill. No one knows. They do, however, notice that he is beginning to get ruthless and disturbingly bloodthirsty. At first, he denied to himself that anything was wrong, but when he dreamt of impaling Ratchet and Wheeljack on his Great Knife and enjoying it, he knew that he had to do something. His old personality and life is resurfacing, and he doesn’t know what to do.
68. Perceptor disappears, and Ratchet and Wheeljack notice that everyone but themselves seems to be starting to forget him. At one point, the twins go even as far as teasing them about their ‘imaginary friend.’ Still, they tried to pass it off as a sick joke of theirs. It was when Optimus himself asked them who Perceptor was, however, did they begin to get seriously concerned.
69. Perceptor is just an illusion, a highly realistic illusion, created by the perceptions of others. What happens if a truly criminally insane perception came into play? It affects the illusion horribly and violently, and may have deadly results.
70. Perceptor: (to Ratchet and Wheeljack) If there is ever a possibility of a moment lasting forever, please let it be this one.
71. Ratchet: What happened?! Give him back!
?: I can’t. He was never there. No more substantial than a rainbow.
?: Then what was Perceptor? An illusion? A… collective figment of our imagination?
Wheeljack: He wasn’t a figment!
?: He was. He was a fleeting dream you all shared, and everyone has to wake up eventually.
72. Perceptor contemplates the word love and its meaning the first time he, Ratchet, and Wheeljack say it to each other.
73. One truth about Perceptor arises at the time where Ratchet should’ve known about it before. Perceptor can’t feel pain, and it may cost him his life.
74. Perceptor is a changeling. Yes, he just found out.
75. Perceptor is a Rozen Maiden in disguise and doesn’t know it.
76. Perceptor has two personalities. One is Perceptor, the kind and soft-spoken scientist we all know, and there is the agent, puppet, and herald of Unicron.
77. Perceptor is an agent for the Decepticons and is totally unaware of it.
78. Perceptor is beginning to think that he is completely and utterly expendable.
79. Perceptor has a secret, and he can’t tell anyone what it is. He used to be a human nurse. A female human nurse. She used to be happy. She used to be naïve. She used to want to be an actress. Then that patient arrived. The arrival of Alessa nearly destroyed Lisa Garland’s human life and Kaufman completed what the little girl began. She was never any different from the other nurses. She still isn't. Now she is Perceptor. But Lisa Garland will not fade away so easily.
80. Sideswipe: Why is it that when me and Sunny try to seduce Perceptor, he’s totally un-seducible, but when Ratchet and Wheeljack do it, he’s putty in their hands and opens up for them within the hour?