1. Why would Megatron ever ask Optimus for a temporary truce?
2. It was the first time that Starscream’s apology was sincere, and the first time that Megatron’s forgiveness was genuine.
3. Prowl: *cuts a neat hole in the fourth wall and peers through* I’m not the only one with a logic processor, you know. And have any of you considered that
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See vejiraziel's Imperium Cybertronium series. Posted to martinicruiser.
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Jazz: *waves and drags Prowl away* No harassing the humans, Prowlie. Better get Hoist and Grapple to take a look at that hole…
I love this one.
5. Soundwave’s cassettes are lurking in Wheeljack’s lab and get caught in an explosion. The Autobots perform the most vital repairs and follow standard enemy-prisoner procedures, but a compassionate First Aid disobeys orders and gives the cassettes a full repair before they are returned to the ‘Cons. Soundwave is left with an uncomfortable debt.
*adds to never-ending list of bunnies to adopt*
8. During the American Civil War, Abraham Lincoln acted as If he were still president of the entire country - North and South. He would address the rebelling Confederates as people of the United States who had simply gone astray. Optimus learns of this and decides to do the same ( ... )
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*pictures Sideswipe wearing a Tutu* *cackles* Someone has to draw that!
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12. So he bribes Hook to talk him through the repairs...
13. Optimus: "Go trademark the Autobrand before some human steals it!"
16. So cute!
21. *LOVES* I haven't thought about Shaman King in forever!
22. And they're slowly killing the tapedecks, who care too much for them to do anything about it.
Jazz: "Blaster, ya ok?"
Blaster: *laying on the floor* "Yeah, just tired..."
Jazz: "Maybe you should go see Ratchet."
Blaster: *mumbles* "... Nothing he can do."
Jazz: "What'd ya say?"
Blaster: "I said I'm fine, Jazz."
24. *loves* Perceptor's a drug dealer! *thinks* Is this the 2007 verse? Sounds like it. *wants to see*
30. *loves* Perceptor was once friends with Blitzwing and Blitzwing once saved his life before the war. But does Perceptor still care enough about him to reveal his secret? And will Blitzwing accept his help?
32. *loves* No door is closed? Or is it simply that, because Death is so much older than everything else, the ( ... )
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Probably left most of the field repair to skyfire. And now he has to convince Sky to help. Good luck with that, 'Screamer.
13. A worldwide charitable organization trademarks the Decepticon symbol for its use.
I want to meet to perverse genius that came up with that one. And the copyright lawyer who tries to enforce it.
33. The Decepticons finally find out about high-heeled shoes - specifically, which humans wear them - and proceed to tease the Seekers mercilessly.35. (Girl Genius-inspired again) Starscream in the Madness Place!
First, Bwahaha. I've infected this comm with GG. Second, oh god someone needs to do this. With Skyfire as a Mechanicsburg style minion. He's not mad SS is 'evil', he's annoyed his master has forsaken 'MAD SCIENCE!' for brute force.
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This reminds me of a quote someone posted somewhere - it's a soundfile from a G1 episode of Optimus saying "Amazing! A boobietrap that actually catches boobies!".
As far as I understand, it came from the Triple Takeover episode.
19. Optimus: “What? Me and Elita, bonded? Ew, no! She’s like my sister!”
?????: “…Oh.” *insert reaction of shock/delight here*
My Not-Maggy (non-RP Ultra Magnus muse) is cringing a little at this, because if Elita is Optimus' sister, that make Ultra Magnus his brother. Mind you, Maggy - the RP muse - doesn't give a stuff, because the RP he's the muse of has Magnus as Optimus' brother, complete with incest squick.
25. Grimlock: “Spike, who he ( ... )
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