22 Bunnies
1. Soundwave and Judy Witwicky discuss parenting.
2. Before the war, Perceptor and Megatron were secret lovers and soon became sparkmates.
3. Perceptor watches Macgyver and is fascinated.
4. "So you just handed over these newly discovered materials and told Perceptor and Wheeljack to build something?"
"Yes."
"You do realize that that's like letting children loose in a candy store, don't you?"
5. Optimus orders Red Alert to get some therapy. Smokescreen takes advantage of Red. Inferno finds out.
6. Mirage's cloaking device malfunctions; causing it to remain on at all times.
7. Crossover with Star Trek: DS9. An Autobot ship comes through the wormhole.
8. "A betrayer fears betrayal at every turn."
9. Kind of a Freaky Friday kind of thing, only not humor. Starscream and Perceptor switch bodies accidentally. Neither tells anyone and they try to hide what happened, surprisingly successfully. They also take the opportunity to do a little spying.
10. For once, it wasn't Red Alert who was panicking about possible conspiracies.
11. "Is... is Perceptor lecturing that Decepticon gestalt?"
"Is that Decepticon gestalt actually listening to him?"
12. How Red Alert feels about someone he's known since before the war and why he's so paranoid. Based on In the End by Linkin Park.
13. Before the war, an Autobot meets Megatron and they have a one night stand. A while later, after the start of the war, Megatron meets this Autobot again and receives the shock of his life. "This is Perceptor. He's your's." Yep, Megatron as Perceptor's creator. Inspired by All I Want to do is Make Love to You by Heart.
14. Perceptor is perfectly happy to speak at great length about his projects. But ask him about his personal history...
15. Sideswipe's latest prank involves faery princess costumes... and the Dinobots.
16. Perceptor's emotions have always felt... muted. He hides this as best he can. But, sometimes, he feels bad that he doesn't care as much as he should.
17. Someone watches NCIS and then starts giving everyone the Gibbs smack.
18. Out of all the Autobots, who would the Decepticons believe to be the most docile? And would they be right?
19. "You of all people should know that appearances can be deceiving."
20. Perceptor can see anything, anywhere, whenever he wants to. Optimus and Prowl are the only ones who know this. Everyone else just assumes he's daydreaming when they see him staring blankly ahead.
21. Art. Sparkling First Aid covering everyone and everything in band-aids.
22. "Hey, this Megan Fox girl looks just like you." Megan Fox made #1 on FHM's 100 Sexiest Women list. What if Sam found this list?