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[doomiscool]

Flicking around fanfiction.net out of boredom, I came across a badly written piece about Knock Out (or KnocKout as the author claimed). It was boring, but I went to their other fanfictions and couldn't help but laugh at this:

A gost fron past by Lady Starscram
Summary: After the death of StarScream by GAlvatron. SkyWarp doesn't want a girlfriend who

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[fly_buggy_fly]

I keep seeing stuff by this author on ff.net....And can't even make it past the fact that her penname is "Lady Starscram.

[doomiscool]

I loled at that fact too, specially since they spell Starscream right in the story...it was only Skywarp they constantly got wrong in this one!

[mdperera]

The "KnocKout" fic is even more of a word salad.

Emily noticed a red car stopped sport one of the tabs that you pointed out. The car was wonderful. She approached and began to admire the grass roofs

Now I'm imagining poor Knock Out with a lawn in place of his roof. Sort of like a hydroponic culture or a Chia Pet.

and ended up leaving to escape the high praise.

???

Why would the Sue leave to escape her own high praise?

Or maybe it's Knock Out who had to leave, to water his roof?

"That wonderful car"

That car was nothing short of KnocKout, a Decepticon who loved to bet rift with humans. It is quite conceited with his form and liked to be human, by both praised for not enojou with it coming so close.

"Enojou"? Was this word not translated from the original Portuguese?

"I don't believe that you were again competing with humans." Esbravejou Megatron

[fly_buggy_fly]

VERY too little.

And Knockout better watch it; the Sue's gonna give him crabs!

[doomiscool]

Put it this way, I was gonna do the "KnocKout" one, but I couldn't get beyond the grassy roof part...I found it harder to understand than the "gost" one :P

[rumdiculous]

I read Choro and thought Charo.