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Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme

Oct 21, 2007 14:56

THE KINK MEME HAS BEEN MAXXED! Go here: http://community.livejournal.com/tfanonkink/

I'm sure we've all seen one of these at some point. And I was sitting in front of my computer late at night (goddamn innsomnia) and it hit me. Transformers doesn't have it's own kink meme. And I was like "EHHH ( Read more... )

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anonymous October 22 2007, 16:42:55 UTC

has anyone actually done an alien ass probing story before?

for science? *snerk*

anonymous November 16 2007, 02:50:45 UTC

... I have an idea for this, but it will be so crack that I'm not sure anyone will be able to read it with a straight face.
For the record, do you care if there's mpreg or implications thereof in it?

anonymous November 16 2007, 02:53:16 UTC

Not the requester, but the crackier the better, I say.

anonymous November 16 2007, 20:25:18 UTC

That's kind of what I figured. XD But hey, never hurts to ask.

Not that it matters much seeing as how I've already written two and a half pages of it and it's likely to be posted anyway.

This is completely ridiculous. anonymous December 4 2007, 06:44:53 UTC

(So, I didn't plan on there being mpreg here. But that's how it worked out. It was that or have Perceptor molest someone, and hell if I could write that without cracking up. And, thinking about it, a lot of the stories about alien anal probes I've heard on TV, thank you SciFi channel, involve pregnancy. So, in a way, I'm staying true to the spirit of it. I think. If I wasn't going to hell already, I am now.)

If anyone had told Sam just two years ago that he would be friends with a group of giant robots from outer space after saving his planet, he would have laughed and directed them to Miles, because god only knew how much Miles needed someone else to bounce his crazy ideas off of.
If someone had told him what happened next, then he may have run screaming in the opposite direction ( ... )

Re: This is completely ridiculous. anonymous December 4 2007, 06:48:49 UTC

"Aww, be easy on him!" Wheeljack admonished, looking up from his own contribution to the work they were about to undertake. "Not every day this kind of thing happens, right?" Ratchet glared.
"That thing better not explode, is all I have to say to you."
Sam made an involuntary squeaking sound of distress.
"Would you two knock it off?" Bumblebee snapped, cupping hands around Sam as if to shield him. "He's nervous enough!"
"Hence the sedative," Ratchet replied. Wheeljack looked questioningly at the three of them.
"Maybe that wouldn't be a bad idea..." he mused.
"No way I'm letting... this, happen while I'm asleep!" Sam protested from inside the small fortress of Bee's hands. Bad enough he had agreed to this, suggested it even, but no way in hell he was going to just wake up afterwards with no clear idea of what they had done to him. Bee was stroking his back again with a thumb ( ... )

Re: This is completely ridiculous. anonymous December 4 2007, 06:54:25 UTC

“Alright now,” Ratchet interrupted. “Sam, we need you to take off your clothing.” Sam winced, but started pulling off his shirt obediently. As he was taking off his shoes and pants, he tried in vain to ignore the electrical hum that was building as Wheeljack started up his device. The trembling started again when he reached for the hem of his boxers, but he steeled himself and took them off, standing rather awkwardly there in absolutely nothing and feeling completely exposed and vulnerable. It wasn’t pleasant ( ... )

Re: This is completely ridiculous. anonymous December 4 2007, 06:58:07 UTC

Bee had to agree. While the internet was full of examples of humans very much enjoying having objects crammed in various orifices of their bodies, Sam was not. A quick cross-reference with the wi-fi connection set up surrounding the base gave him a few tips, and he wasted no time in trying them out.
Sam made an irritated, weary, groaning sound as he felt movement from whatever was crammed up in him. God, did they not have it in place? What were they aiming for, anyway? He grunted again as it shifted inside him- and it turned into a gasp halfway.
"O-oh," he said shakily. Bee clicked curiously.
"Better?"
"Umm... yes. I think. Maybe." That was a new feeling. Not unpleasant. He wasn't completely naive about the whole anal thing, so... had that been his prostate, then ( ... )

Re: This is completely ridiculous. anonymous December 4 2007, 06:59:47 UTC

The humming sound in the room increased suddenly and Sam cried out. Bee pinned him easily with his hand when Sam's body bucked in ecstasy.
"Oh god!" It was like something was pulling inside him, the kind of feeling like static electricity building, and hell if it didn't make him go crazy. He screamed, writhing underneath Bee's hand as much as he was able, hard length rubbing up against the table and oh that felt so so so good, please don't stop, that feels good, don't... stop...
"Shhh," Bee's voice broke through the buzzing, ringing in his ears. "I have no intention to stop just yet."
With a gasping spasm it was over, a sudden surge of something he felt that wasn't like any orgasm he'd ever had, and he came with a few twitches, entire body going limp in a few moments that seemed to last much longer than that. He shook afterwards, gulping in air. He thought Bee's hand might have stopped vibrating, but gotten warmer ( ... )

Re: This is completely ridiculous. anonymous December 5 2007, 05:17:34 UTC

Am torn between falling over in fits and giggles or goggling at the sheer wonderfulness of the characterizations. So I shall endeavor to do both. Not the requestor, but thanks for taking this one on!

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