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Oct 01, 2007 00:21

I'm part of a place called gatemush; it's a happy fun time client-based RP crossover place. Recently, we've gotten a Transformer cast (which I will soon be joining), and one of the players - Blackout - put up a recruitment post.

=========================== Character Recruitment ============================
Message: 9/7 Posted Author
Decepticons Wanted Mon Oct 01 Blackout
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We're big. We're bad. We're IN DISGUISE.

Movie characters --
Lord High-Protector Megatron - Altmode: Cybertronian Jet - The Man. He's big,
he's ugly, he's voiced by someone who isn't Frank Welker and yet still pulls
it off. Is so obsessed with the Allspark that he can sense it from across the
galaxy. Wanted Sam as a pet for some reason.

Starscream - Altmode: F-22 Raptor - Betrayal incarnate. Heavy firepower. He's
probably got a Backstabbin' Knife in there somewhere for special occasions.

Barricade - Altmode: Mustang Saleen, Police Package - Compulsive liar. Make
Bumblebee's life a living hell. Part of the Bad Cop Worse Cop pair. ARE YOU
LADIESMAN217?!

Frenzy - Altmode: Sony Boombox - Chatters incessantly in Cybertronian. The
only character who isn't eventually translated to Earthling. The second half
of the Bad Cop Worse Cop duo. We're not sure which one is which, yet.

Brawl - Altmode: Modified Dual-Turret M1H1 Tank - Perpetually Pissed Off. The
only thing that makes him happy is blowing crap up. Especially Autobots.

Bonecrusher - Altmode: Buffalo MPV - Hates the Autobots. Hates Optimus Prime.
Hates humans. Hates the Decepticons. Hates Megatron. Hates you. Hates your
dog. Hates your car. Hates his altmode. Powered by Hatorade, rather than
energon.

Toy/Game Exclusives --
Wreckage - Altmode: Military APC - While Brawl is hotheaded, Wreckage is a
cold-hearted killer. Favors melee combat with energon wristblades.
Swindle - Altmode: Two-door car, presumably a Civic - A hyperactive
pyromaniac at heart, also has a bit of a risk-taker streak.
Dropkick - Altmode: Toyota Pick-Up Lowrider - He doesn't care about anything.
Megatron has him carting goods all over this lame planet. Doesn't think the
Allspark is all that great. Might as well blow stuff up, that's always fun.
Dreadwing - Altmode: MiG-29 (Or similar) - A thief at heart, which is
extremely perplexing considering he has no hands.

I'm sure myself or Bumblebee will be able to answer any questions about our
continuity.
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[Public] Chibi Darth Vader says, "Blackout?"
[Public] [Peace Through Tyranny] Blackout says, "What, too much?"
[Public] Chibi Darth Vader says, "Re: Megatron wanting Sam as a pet:"
[Public] [Peace Through Tyranny] Blackout says, "It's scary, I know."
[Public] Chibi Darth Vader says, "Obviously you aren't on the tf2007fun comm at LJ."
[Public] [Peace Through Tyranny] Blackout ...scared now.
[Public] Chibi Darth Vader says, "As you should be."
[Public] Leon Freier says, "...noooo, bad mind, out of gutter and assuming the worst! ;o;"
[Public] [Peace Through Tyranny] Blackout is...just..going to remove that part now.
[Public] Leon Freier u.u
[Public] Chibi Darth Vader laughs.
[Public] Old Man Li comes out of nowhere and FLYING WINDMILL KICKS Vader into a moon for that! ]_[
[Public] Cammy White laughs
[Public] Chibi Darth Vader aaaaaaiiiiiiiieeeee*ping*

Well, I thought it was funny...

crack

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