Hi, Newbe with a bunny on crack.

[mapleflavored]

Hiya, fellow fans. Ya, I am new, and I would be remaining in lurk mode if it weren't for this really not-so-strange thought that has hopping around in my head whenever I read a mech-on-mech story. Don't you think that with all those plates of armor, and cables, and wires, and everything, that at one time or other, a couple of bots, while in the act

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[swany10]

That is a great mental image!

"Um, Ratchet, don't laugh or anything but...." *Two bots waddle in crotch to crotch* "We're um, kinda stuck"

[hemlockdalise]

*dies laughing* I have got to draw/persuade my friend who actually can draw to draw that. Meantime I'll just laugh at the mental image, thankyou for making my day.

[smart_blonde223]

That brings back scarring situations involving braces. Not fun at all. Especially when it's the wires that get tangled. >.<

But that is a hilarious prompt. I hope someone does this.

[i_stalk_piccolo]

*laughs* Well um...in an Optimus/Mikaela fic I'm writing where Optimus is using his bot-holo...there's a moment where Mikaela's hair gets caught on his thumb that's pretty funny ^^;

Optimus chuckled in her ear. He cradled her hand gently on his palm and she scooted up to rest her head just beneath his chin. It felt so nice to be held. Then Optimus shifted his arm and pain tore at her scalp.

"Ow! Ah! Hey!"

"Sorry! Mikaela, your hair seems to be caught on my thumb."

"I guessed that. Ouch. Uh..." She reached back to find a good sized chunk of her hair wrapped around the space in his thumb joint. Of all the annoying, awkward things to happen right now...

Biting her lip against the pain, she tugged, wiggled and pulled until he finally lifted his hand free of the giant knot now floating around in her dark locks. Scraggly strands clung to his thumb and she spent another five minutes picking those off.

"If you wanted to clone me, you could've asked," she kidded.

[cazcatharsis]

*squee!*

[i_stalk_piccolo]

>3

[kyra_neko_rei]

Here. :)

[mapleflavored]

Yay! Thanks.

[dairokkan]

I think this sort of thing was one of the suggestions in the anonymous kink meme from a while back, but I don't know if anyone responded to it. I vaguely remember a funny ficlet involving Rachet and Wheeljack in this situation which may have been part of that massive thread, but I'm not sure. There was a lot of good stuff in there, but it was a while ago and it's all sort of a blur now. I mainly remember that a lot of the ones I wanted to see got seconded but weren't picked up by anyone. *pout*

I pondered doing one myself once, a BeexBarricade, "what if" where the battle between them takes a left turn at Albuquerque and goes horribly, pornfully wrong. I had a good bit of it laid out in my head, but never got around to actually typing it up. If I had more time and was a wee bit braver, I might've actually done it...

[mapleflavored]

Thanks for the info. I did find it on the anon kink meme, but there was only one story: Here

BeeXBarricade? *perks up* That sounds yummy, please write it *begs you*. I'll make you a shiny icon/banner/wallpaper or something. If I could write anything, I would.

[dairokkan]

*waffles* Weeeeeeeell, maybe, possibly, I could give it a shot. But I'm not promising anything!

On the up side, I did find that Rachet/Wheeljack piece--which might be more what you were looking for anyway-- here.

[mapleflavored]

Thank You! That is a really fun one. XD