"I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo."

[texastessa]

Good: One of my favorite bands ever (Okkervil River) playing in Little Rock in October.
Bad: The club they're playing at being 21 and over, therefore making me approximately 9 months too young to see the show.

Good: Buying the School of Rock Cd for five dollars.

Good: Having Sloppy Joes for dinner.
Bad: Trying to breathe while swallowing,

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[opificer]

"Good: One of [Tessa's] favorite bands ever (Okkervil River) playing in Little Rock in October.
Bad: The club they're playing at being 21 and over, therefore making [her] approximately 9 months too young to see the show."

Hateful: Me taking her boyfriend on a date to the show, considering we will both be 21.

[texastessa]

Yeah, I thought of that.

If you do, I'm leaving our love child in a locked car while I'm in Wal-Mart.

[opificer]

"Thank you, Mommy, may I have another?"