A recent telephone conversation

[texaslawchick]

*ring*

'stina: *pant* *pant* pant* Hello?

voice: Hello, is this Christina. uh, Sol, uh, issss.

'stina: That's me!

voice: Hi, I'm from the Sheriff's Benevolent Brotherhood (or something like that). How are you today?

'stina: I'm great, thanks! I'm about to have sex with my boyfriend!

voice: Uh. Thank you. Good bye.

'stina: Bye!!
And the

Comments

[rainbow]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

♥ ♥ ♥

[electricland]

*cracks up*

That is an awesome, awesome way to get rid of unwelcome callers, and I too will try to use it whenever possible in future.

(The fact that it was true makes it much better, of course.)