Self-mutilation builds character ( Read more... )

MY BACK HURTS LIKE A

SORE BACK

GEEZ

I worked 12-9 today, made 19 deliveries, and left work $102 richer. SWEET ( Read more... )

"New Years" is a sorry excuse for a holiday. First of all, it's not new years, it's new year. Singular. Second, it makes about as much sense as celebrating the summer solstice. It's a "holiday" that's bad for your health in more than one way. In the first it makes you put off plans and ideas under the false tense that you'll do them next year ( Read more... )

( A brilliant Newsweek Article )

They were just joking.

Science: 1
IDiots: 0

If you haven't solved the problem, then you haven't been trying hard enough.
If you say you've got a solution, then you just aren't trying at all.

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8I scored a 2010 on the SAT, 680 in reading, 670 in math, 660 in writing (68/80 multiple choice, 8/12 essay). 93% national percentile in reading, 89% in math ( Read more... )

Lee is the 24th most common surname in the US and the 123rd most common given name ( Read more... )

instincts are crazy, man.