For real, dude

[texas33forever]

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[supermarketsam]

Oh man...

[texas33forever]

What? I nearly got the slut one. I can't get J to do it, even if he is addicted to this shit.

[supermarketsam]

Nothin'. Suits ya is all. So would the slut one.

So I got a favour to ask.

[texas33forever]

Oh man, that sounds intense.

[supermarketsam]

Is it too early? Or are ya too drunk/hungover/fucked?

[texas33forever]

Uh, you'd be hard-pushed to find a time when I'm none of those, so shoot.

[supermarketsam]

Oh yeah. Guess I forgot who I was talkin' to. I need your truck, and you can either drive it or sit in it. And we're takin' time off school so start with the coughin' and spewin' now so you can get outta practice.

[texas33forever]

I can only use the pregnant excuse so many times before Coach will get suspicious. What's goin' on?

[supermarketsam]

We're goin' on a trip, and don't be pregnant. I'll stick some splotches on ya so Coach thinks you're contagious.

[texas33forever]

A trip to where? You aren't in trouble are you, S?

[supermarketsam]

We're gonna go see J. He needs us. Like, bigger than the Bat Signal needs us. So come on, T. Move that tight ass.

[texas33forever]

Seriously? Dude, I just spoke to him this mornin' and he didn't say anythin'.

[supermarketsam]

I'm sorry, have you two even met? He's J! He ain't gonna say anythin' until it gets supremely bad. And it's gonna, trust me on this.

[texas33forever]

Somethin' fuck up with the New Years lay?

[supermarketsam]

Erin and Noah.

[texas33forever]

Is this the thing where she won't let him have much time with the kid?