[Thirteen]

[teutonictraitor]

[Action, 916 Bilko Boulevard.]

[[Snowmen are fun. Dissecting things is fun. Know what's even better? Dissecting snowmen, of course. One particular Medic will now be doing that in his front yard, using a stick and a snowman packed full of all those obnoxious Christmas decorations that seemed to have sprung up all over his house in place of actual

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[mothersandsuns]

[[The family pet is watching curiously. Can she help?]]

[teutonictraitor]

[[Oh hey, it's that do--wolf again. Medic stops what he's doing and just watches right on back, impaling the stick in a pile of snow near the snow-cadaver.]]

Somezhing I can help you vith, hm?

[chaoschildofgod]

[You're being glanced at by chaos as he comes out of 913 Bilko to see if anything strange is going on with the town. He tilts his head just faintly, curiously. Eventually, he'll come over to speak up.]

Why are you attacking a snowman?

[teutonictraitor]

[[Medic looks up and adjusts his glasses, driving the stick home into the snowman before answering.]]

I am not attacking it--I am merely bored, und I am tired of doing zhis vith zhe drones in my house.
[[So he goes to snowmen. Medic, where is your logic?]]

[chaoschildofgod]

Doing that with...

[chaos' tone drops off for a moment, before annoyance draws into it.]

There is no reason to attack them!

[teutonictraitor]

[[...this is a look of not caring, bro.]]

Zhey come back zhe next day und act as if it never happened. Plus, it has helped vith my research a great deal.

[derpingly]

(ooc: psst, you mean 916! Rorona and Flay live at 912)

Um...

[teutonictraitor]

[[[...I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG HERE. T-thanks for pointing that out, orz.]]]

[[He's...not even going to look up, just going to continue on his dissection.]]
Can I help you, Frau?

[piealchemist]

What, um... what are you doing?

[teutonictraitor]

[[And now he looks up.]]

I am merely...bored. [[Medic shrugs.]] Und seeing as zhe drones at vork are insisting zhat I spend a little 'holiday time' vith my...housemates, I do not heff much to do. Needless to say, zhis is much better--und a great deal less messy--than actually doing it on a drone.