[Nine]

[teutonictraitor]

[[Yuck. Taking a bite of a candy only to find that it's moldy is not the sort of thing to put Guntram in a good mood, and that coupled with the distinct evidence of decay that seemed to be starting to show on him certainly didn't make it any better. So he picks up the phone, sounding rather displeased

Comments

[doc_furcoat]

Decayin'? Y'sure ya jus' don't got a bad case a the sunburns, mate?

[teutonictraitor]

Zhere is a difference betveen--[[Oh hey, that is a groan there that he's smothering.]]--ahem. Sunburns do not usually...ah...
[[He's trailing off here. Might wanna...smack him over the phone or something.]]

[doc_furcoat]

I know the fuckin' difference-- [... and suddenly Guntram is quiet?]

'EY. Y'STILL THERE? Or did ya decay away?

[teutonictraitor]

--ach. Ja. [[Though he took a second to respond, anyway.]] Zhis is...highly unusual, to say zhe least.

[[He's not even going to bother stifling this groan. Just...too much effort.]]

[bratishkaptitsa]

[What's a zombie?. He stops and stares at Guntram a moment, looking concerned.]

...Mister Medic Sir? Are you being okay?

[teutonictraitor]

[[Why hello there Jetstorm! You probably shouldn't have called his attention to you. He was just...slumped in the corner beforehand, and now look at this. He's coming right at you now, shambling along and missing a good bit of his face, in addition to a lot of skin. He makes a funny-sounding groan that sounds vaguely like 'brains' in a weird way and picks up the pace a little, still coming straight toward you.]]

[bratishkaptitsa]

[Doesn't know what 'brains' are... but the way Guntram is behaving reminds Jetstorm of a bad case of space barnacles... and can only imagine that being caught here would be just as bad.]

...Mister Medic Sir... this is not being the very good joke...

[Is going to back out of the room and edge towards the front door... any sudden moves from the shambling medic, and he'll run for it.]

[teutonictraitor]

[[Sorry, kid, but this is not a joke. He's still following. But, wait--Sudden moves, you say? Medic will be making a lunge for Jetstorm, accompanied by a rather loud noise. Running is a good idea.]]