mayfield_rpg

[world_chumpion]

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[Suddenly, jumping off a rooftop and doing flips in the air, a cross between a pro wrestler and a martial artist appears! On the ground, he continues to showboat while taking an offensive stance.]AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT! Haha! You might be a pretty bad dude where you come from, but it's time

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[the_strongerest]

What are you doing?

[the_strongerest]

What's competitive martial arts?

[world_chumpion]

The only real way of figuring out who's

THE STRONGEST!

[the_strongerest]

Whooa! Teach me how!

[world_chumpion]

Actually there's a waiting list and a very reasonable fee for becoming one of my pupils.

I'll give you my publicist's number and you can call it once we're all out of this dump.

[the_strongerest]

I'll do all of those things you just said!

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[world_chumpion]

She's just so excited...

...

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[world_chumpion]

HAHAHAHA, who am I kidding? I don't have anything better to do around here! I'll give you some pointers on the house, little girl!

[the_strongerest]

Really? Gimme, gimme!

[world_chumpion]

[prepared speech of pure, concentrated karate movie training cliches]

[the_strongerest]

[BUYING EVERY WORD OF IT]