POSSIBLY for Planeocracy

[inventor_king]

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Pardon me miss, I was looking to meet the new agent, but someone of your grace and and beauty would obviously not stuck doing such a menial job. Would you happen to know where agent [your name here] is?

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Comments

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[wontbeamemory]

Unfortunately, they probably aren't.

[inventor_king]

Well, good thing we get to have a say in the decision. I'm not voting for this.

[wontbeamemory]

You're a Councilor?

[inventor_king]

I'll have you know I was a very important political figure back home. A head of state, even. The Powers That Be of Confuto Ordinatio felt my talents would be wasted as a field agent.

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[friends_dammit]

Tehehehehehehehehehe you flirt~ I'm actually right down this dark, hidden-from-street-view alleyway.

[inventor_king]

...Looks to me like you're right here.

[friends_dammit]

Don't be silly, I'm clearly over there where I can take advantage of you without anyone hearing you call for help. I'll show you.

[inventor_king]

Take advantage of me?

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[swordilocks]

[Niche pauses, and appears to... er... sniff Edgar. Her expression also seems to be permafrozen into a small frown.]

...You're not Lag. You don't smell like him, either.

[inventor_king]

[Check out that awkwardly frozen smile.]

LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP EDGAR!

Uh...yes...that would be correct.

[swordilocks]

...No good. Niche has to find Lag.

Do you know where Lag is?

[inventor_king]

I don't think so. Tell me about this Lag fellow.

1. Please don't hate me.

[deadlystrings]

...I see. Well. I am, indeed, Agent Kazuki.

TOO LATE!

[inventor_king]

You mean you ARE an agent? A waste of your obvious [almost imperceptible pause] talents! A criminal waste!

Wh-wha...? But... But I... *wibble* ;n;

[deadlystrings]

If you know of my talents, then you know how I can assist people by being an Agent.

*HATES FOREVER* >:|

[inventor_king]

How very modest of you. You should give yourself more credit.