Y'ALL AIN'T READY FOR THIS PLANEOCRACY

[space_bugeisha]

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[allonisaretrue]

A well-rounded education is the path to a successful future, you know. You've gotta keep up on these things if you want a good career.

[space_bugeisha]

[Yeah. TOTALLY not what she wanted to hear right now.]

Yeah, yeah, I know. But I'm never going to use any of this!

[Chomp on the end of a pencil.]

I mean really. Leave all this complex stuff to the academics. I'm not going to need it with what I'm doing!

[allonisaretrue]

*sigh* And what ARE you doing?

[space_bugeisha]

Taking over my grandparents' dojo.

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[trashsona]

Is it going to take long? It's Thursday, you know. I need to get to the department store.

[space_bugeisha]

[Sucker detected!]

Nah, not at all. Say, what are your feelings on festivals?

[trashsona]

Depends. What kind?

[space_bugeisha]

The fun kind. Obviously.

[And the kind that take a lot of work so that they can kick the ass of the shrine in town. Obviously.]

[felinefamiliar]

[Your roommate is Yutaka Ishigami, the one person you especially wouldn't want to see on exam week... or ever. He's sitting on his bed with a few textbooks along with his black cat, Kagami, around him and a single notebook on his lap. He looks at Saki and gives her his trademark shit-eating grin.]

Hell if I know. I just know it's easier to study for the damn thing than ask myself questions that won't be on the test.

This is Saki's pencil chomp icon. It is now canon.

[space_bugeisha]

Excuse me, but who asked you, Ishigami?

In response to pencil chomp icon:

[felinefamiliar]

Wasn't that you?

Ishigami can kiss my you know what.

[space_bugeisha]

For your information, I was talking to myself.

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[hewhowaitwhat]

[And suddenly a teenage girl wielding a shinai is dropping from the ceiling. Of the simulation chamber. The very tall simulation chamber, since it was designed with even things like gigantic mechs in mind.

She misses Saki and crashes into the grass a few feet away.]

Ow.

[space_bugeisha]

[Was the simulator having a slight malfunction? Either that or maybe it was throwing fail soldiers at her, who knows. She walks up to the girl and pokes at her with the butt end of the pole.]

You okay?

[hewhowaitwhat]

[Oh, hey, suddenly Izanagi's hopping up and brushing herself off. She... doesn't seem too hurt, despite the fall.]

... Would you mind letting me try again? I meant to ambush you, then tell you to expect the unexpected.

But I missed.

[space_bugeisha]

[She sets back up without a word.]

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[spacecatsona]

Gee... You're really good with a naginata. I'm kind of jealous...

[space_bugeisha]

Years and years of experience.

[spacecatsona]

...That explains it.

There's probably not much hope for me, huh...