sophiaacademy, look out!

[bun_bun_maru]

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[distorts_space]

[Parley is chasing Aya down the hall at merely mortal speeds!]

AYA YOU BITCH I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS SOONER OR LATER!

[bun_bun_maru]

[AND BACK]

If you'd like to improve your public image in the next edition, you could always give me an interview!

[distorts_space]

How the heck am I gonna stop the whole school from calling me GEORGE forever!?

[bun_bun_maru]

You could always get your name changed.

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[bejustorbdead]

I'm not a student...

[bun_bun_maru]

Your department, then.

[bejustorbdead]

Civics.

[Ky tries to surreptitiously slide some papers out of view]

[bun_bun_maru]

For my next question, what's on those papers that you are surreptitiously sliding out of view?

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[spiritblogger]

Who'd want to work for your gossip paper? Mine's, like, going to be totally better. Because it's based on the facts.

[bun_bun_maru]

Tsk tsk! That's where your journalism skills fall short. Your paper contains mere facts, whereas mine is based on the truth.

[spiritblogger]

Since when has gossip been the full truth? The facts come from the truth, and that's what matters!

[bun_bun_maru]

The facts come from the truth, which is why your weak, objective reporting will always be one step removed. My cutting-edge reporting techniques always drill straight to the heart of the matter, resulting in the kind of news that the students really want to read!