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Planeocracy? Who even knows

Mar 10, 2011 00:13

-1- [ACTION]

[This kid's new. Maybe you know him from home? Probably not. Either way, the way he's looking at you is slightly more hostile than you would find ideal.]

You.

-2- [VIDEO]

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[game] planeocracy, [player] ethan

Comments 65

2 smell_no_evil March 10 2011, 05:20:27 UTC

Karkat!

I sense that you are in need of some emotional support!

pastmesucks March 10 2011, 05:27:42 UTC

Oh shit, really? What gave you that impression? I was just about to go on a happy asshole romp through C.O. and pick flowers for the fucking funerals while humming a rousing rendition of the "Karkat Ruined Everything and That's Okay" Song, then merrily bludgeon myself to death. It's going to be an epic adventure in fun-having!

smell_no_evil March 10 2011, 05:28:38 UTC

[Whacks Karkat on the head with her cane.]

Quit whining and calm down!

pastmesucks March 10 2011, 05:32:40 UTC

OW SON OF A BITCH

Okay, what?

Thread 26

1 duo_death_god March 10 2011, 05:21:40 UTC

Me?

pastmesucks March 10 2011, 05:31:36 UTC

Listen. There's only so much room for assholes with scythe-like weapons in this organization, and I think we can agree that since you have an entire giant fucking death robot, you can pick another one of its weapons.

duo_death_god March 10 2011, 05:32:56 UTC

The scythe is basically the only weapon it has.

And I have seniority.

pastmesucks March 10 2011, 05:35:47 UTC

What kind of dumbass has a special super-powered war vehicle with only one weapon? It's not my fault you don't plan ahead for these situations. Us normal people who have to fight on the ground can't have fucking missiles hidden everywhere if we want to.

Thread 11

1 an_mermaid March 10 2011, 05:49:26 UTC

What do you mean, me?

pastmesucks March 10 2011, 05:56:57 UTC

I know I can't actually change your behavior as determined by future you in memos, but on the off-chance the laws of reality work differently enough here that this isn't a huge waste of time, I have a special request.

In a few weeks, I am apparently going to post something to all of C.O. telling them to download a program called Trollian. That is because future me is a fucking idiot. Completely ignore him and his memos. Just, please. For fuck's sake.

an_mermaid March 10 2011, 06:01:18 UTC

I didn't really get any of that, but if you want to talk to people, our PDAs hold chats twice a week.

pastmesucks March 10 2011, 06:06:39 UTC

Okay, thanks, wow, that sounds wonderful and relevant. I'll be sure to check them out if I ever feel like punishing myself for my inevitable and grievous mistakes.

Thread 17

3 hypopecrisy March 10 2011, 06:49:38 UTC

"Just in"? I think your source might be a little behind the times.

pastmesucks March 10 2011, 06:55:20 UTC

THEY'RE NOT THAT HORRIFYING TO LOOK AT IF THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, COVERED UP!
THE LACK OF HORNS IS WEIRD BUT SOMETIMES IT ACTUALLY LOOKS OKAY.
NOT THAT I HAD EVER FOUND A HUMAN ATTRACTIVE ON ANY END OF THE CONCUPISCIENT SPECTRUM BEFORE THIS PUTRID AND PERSONAL DISCOVERY.
VISUAL GROSSOUTS ASIDE, THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS AND FUCKED-UP.
AND IF I WERE TO MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THAT, IT WOULD BE BECAUSE I'D BEEN REALLY STRESSED OUT FOR A WHILE AND WRAPPED UP IN SOME REALLY BIZARRE CALIGINOUS DRAMA ALREADY.
CERTAINLY NOT THE KIND OF LAPSE OF JUDGMENT THAT HAS ANY PLACE PERMANENTLY COLORING ANYONE'S PERCEPTIONS OF ANYONE ELSE.
ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I?
RIGHT, FREAKISH BIFURCATED ASYMMETRICAL ANATOMY.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

hypopecrisy March 10 2011, 07:07:06 UTC

...I really don't know which of those subjects I would rather talk about the least.

pastmesucks March 10 2011, 07:08:32 UTC

YEAH THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT TALKING ABOUT THIS ON THE NETWORK WOULD EXORCIZE IT FOR ME.
IT'S REALLY JUST MAKING MATTERS EXPONENTIALLY WORSE, HONESTLY.

Thread 5

1 hierugonnacall March 10 2011, 20:48:46 UTC

"Oh, hi Karkat!" John waves, oblivious to your anger, and very happy to see you. "Welcome to the planar cops! I guess I can tell you about that now, haha."

pastmesucks March 12 2011, 16:51:12 UTC

Hahahaha! Tell me about it now! Wow, John, you're sure right to be laughing about that! It's fucking hilarious how you've had a way out of our shitty doomed universes for gog-knows-how-long and never mentioned it. Like one of your shitty masochistic human pranks, right? RIGHT?

hierugonnacall March 12 2011, 21:34:44 UTC

Hey! I've been trying to find a way to save our worlds. Being an Agent hasn't changed that - it just means that I have more to do.

Besides, they would have used the flashy thing on both of us if I told you.

pastmesucks March 12 2011, 23:19:43 UTC

Oh no not the flashy thing that would be terrible. Listen, you didn't even have to derp around telling us about your secret organization for this to have been not stupid. Have you gotten these people to help us at any point? Have you even tried? We've got serious fucking interdimensional issues back home and these nookwhiffing planar police assholes are asking me to fill out fucking paperwork about how my shitty extinct culture dresses instead of being in any way useful. Why would I ever even consider not being infuriated by this?