Hopefully for planeocracy

[roadroller_tan]

-1-

[OUT OF NOWHERE you are being chased down by a giant yellow roadroller being driven by a skinny blond kid with a big bow in her hair.

What do you do?]

-2-

Comments

[border_phantasm]

Don't tell me you can stop time.

[She's going to gap/make portals in reality and step away before it hits]

[roadroller_tan]

[No. Mostly she sings. And drags her brother off by his ponytail. Right now she's going to miss Yukari with the roadroller and somehow manage to make a tight U-turn to make another pass at her.]

Hey, no fair!

[border_phantasm]

[Someone had to make that joke!]

"No fair?" And yet you seem insistent on hitting me. It's only natural I resort to...drastic measures.

[She pulls out her spellcard]

Abandoned Line "Aimless Journey to the Abandoned Station"!

[Wait for it...]

[roadroller_tan]

[Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'. Keep the roadroller rollin'!]

Hey! It's for a job!

[Mun has no idea what that does as she isn't into Touhou. So we do have to wait for it....]

3

[yunes_chosen]

...What's a choreographer?

Re: 3

[roadroller_tan]

The guy who showed you the dance routines we're supposed to do for this.

[yunes_chosen]

...No one showed me any dance routines.

[roadroller_tan]

[A certain director is going to get a talking to.

Right now, she's going to grab his hands and just pull him along a bit.]

Here! I'll show you then. We don't have much time!

2

[former_endboss]

Because she's hyper bubbly. People like that are safe and widely appealing. Girls like us have no chance.

[roadroller_tan]

But I'm hyper bubbly too! [At least, her on-stage persona is....]

[former_endboss]

Yeah, but you don't fool people subconsciously. There's this little voice in the back of their heads telling them something is off.

Oh, and you don't have blue-green hair.

[roadroller_tan]

What does our hair have to do with it?

[Thank god she has no need for boob envy.]

1

[bokovocaloid]

[mfw Rin and Roadroller on his path.

JUMPS TO THE SIDE.]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH THAT!?

[roadroller_tan]

[She comes to a perfect stop right beside where he jumps too. Despite her maniacal laughter while driving it at times, she is a pretty damn good driver.]

A job!

[bokovocaloid]

...I don't think fixing the broken floors of the compound involves the roadroller of all things!

[roadroller_tan]

Hey! Someone has to take out the walls they need for the renovations!

2

[leeklove_diva]

Hey look! I'm first!

[roadroller_tan]

[You are getting a dark look, Miku. Be glad she doesn't actually hate you as a person or there would be more than a dark look going on.]

Congratulations.

[leeklove_diva]

Wow, can you believe it? I'm still the top!

Rin Rin! We need to work hard to get Len and Kaito's popularity up, okay? Look how low they are compared to us!

[roadroller_tan]

Good job, Miku. [Trying her hardest not to sound depressed about this.]

What are we going to do with that twin of mine? Least they're higher up than Leon and Gakupo.