Tesladyne: Every Formation's a Rectangular Thingy

[tesla_bot]

The bunker has a pair of generators and a pile of gear in one of the corners. The whole arrangement is fenced off with yellow caution tape and blast shields. One of the downsides of making your own way to Milliways is that you have to keep making your own way. The rest of the space is full of other support gear: paramedics, radio operators, stocks

Comments

[tyler_marlocke]

"Go for it. We're playing Zombie Princess right?"

...Yes he's eager to get this game underway.

[tesla_bot]

There are few pleasures in life like training newbs. It's for their own good really.

Moving on.

"Yeah, but keep in mind that if you run to long we'll all be coming back in the dark."

Robo heads out through a low steel door and up to convince the crowd of trainees to pay attention.

"I have a special treat for all of you today," he begins with, "A challenge to help keep you on your toes."

"Come on! How hard could it be?"

Tyler may recall the voice of Clarkson, he of the clipboard.

[tyler_marlocke]

...For the record, he is NOT snickering quietly.

Though corn-row girl is giving Captain 'Zombieman' Clarkson of the S.S. Clipboard a bit of a dope slap. "Don't taunt Murphy!"

[tesla_bot]

"Some of you might recall Tyler from the obstacle course."

"Why did you way that? Why?" Hammond isn't taking this with complete calm, alas.

"The rest of you get to meet him now!"