Fic: Kiss the Cook

[teru_bozu_ebi]

This was just posted at the Anonymous Saiyuki Kink Meme for the prompt:

Fun piece where Hakkai and Gojyo keep a list (on paper) containing items of Dubious Content (aka their kink list, because Hakkai is weird like that), and are going through them one by one - and Goku, upon accidentally finding it, ponders the meaning of said Dubious Content. Much

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[tj_dragonblade]

This just kills me. Goku is so perfectly befuddled. ^_^

[teru_bozu_ebi]

Glad you enjoyed it!
It was fun to write, trying to come up with the most disgusting sounding, goofy, and innuendo-laden foods as possible, all the while trying to figure out a bit of what the boys' food codes might actually be: obviously pork and ham items for Hakkai, fish and cukes for Gojyo.

I thought that Goku was such a clever monkey to figure out that since Jeep can change himself into metallic machine objects, he might be a potential waffle iron. I was so proud of him piecing that together!

[tj_dragonblade]

And he's so hesitant to ask Sanzo about it, because - all the usual reasons for not bothering Sanzo aside - of course it sounds quite ridiculous to ask 'Hey, does Jeep turn into a waffle iron too?' but he just can't figure out how else those two could be having secret waffle parties without him... ^_^

[macavitykitsune]

Oh, lord, I actually found you! Bit of luck I was scanning down lillypuff's comments....This fic was bloody awesome - and you've written most of the really good Gaiden on the kink meme, too. Lj doesn't let me comment anon on that thing except once in a blue moon, so do you mind if I reviewed them here?

Um, in case you don't recognise me....I was the one who wrote the other version of this prompt, and reviewed....ah well. I loved this, and "Watching" - it was the first time I liked a Gaiden OC POV, by the way. Wonderful, wonderful ficcity. ^_^

[teru_bozu_ebi]

Defintely remember you, oh peppermint and maple surple and strawberry lube writer! Nice to see you! Yeah, please. Review away here, there, wherever. Since I'm a novice at this, I need all the feedback I can get. I appreciate it very much ^_^.

Yeah, I'm really, *really* new at this, and don't have too much time to devote to it, so I might be a bit hard to find, huh?

So glad you liked "Watching!" It was my first ever fic, you know. Ever ever. Really took a lot of courage to put that out, especially since it was kind of a creepy story line, and I didn't want people to immediately think I was a scary creep. The anonymity certainly helped. A lot.

I had no idea there were other Gaiden OC POVs out there. Guess I have some reading to catch up on!Wait... isn't there some servant thing on fanfiction net? That's het, so haven't looked at it.

Thanks for stopping by!

[helliongoddess]

OMFG. I honestly don't think I have ever laughed so hard at any fic as I did at this - I mean snorting, eyes watering out of control laughter. My husband was playing his electric guitar in the other room, door closed, and he came out and said "what in the hell are you laughing at?" I was making so much noise! And boy did I need a great laugh! I can't wait to read it again, and send some friends to read it, as well. I would love you to join our little saiyukiyaoific comm and post this and some of your other ones there - we're just getting started, and are always happy to have new people join with fics new or old, they'll be new to us. And I know this one would be a hit!!! Thanks so much for brightening up my evening!! This one definitely goes in the "favorites" file for repeated re-reading on gloomy days. Thanks!!

[teru_bozu_ebi]

*lol* Well, thank you! Glad you enjoyed it.
Tell me about the comm! ^__^

[travellyr]

::laughing helplessly::

Oh gosh... XD really, really priceless. I'm glad I found this, and thanks so much for sharing it!

[teru_bozu_ebi]

*bows* And thank you for reading it! Nice to meetcha!

[purpleicicles]

*laughs ass off* The diary entries were absolutely top-notch! You have me guessing now! ;D

[teru_bozu_ebi]

*snickers with* Well, I'll be guessing with you on some. Still wondering what part of "creme brulee with a French twist" might have so damaged Hakkai that he won't be doing it again.

^_^ Thanks for reviewing!