Best gay pirate ever. I'd let him cut my hair and call me fabulous any day. J/k. But admittedly, he would be one of THE coolest pirates to hang out with ever, if not for the fashion tips.
Are you kidding? Who wants to go around killing people and drinking shitty ale when there are dresses to try on and opera to dance about to? I much prefer Shakespeare's version of piracy.
Also, if you'll notice, it is both effective in crew management and booty aquisition.
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I really, really, really did not plan for that to come out that way. Dear god, the horrible puns...
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As a Method actor, I wonder what deNiro did to prepare for the role...
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He's a master of his art, A-san. There is no corset too tight, no boa too feathery.
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Also, if you'll notice, it is both effective in crew management and booty aquisition.
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I really, really, really did not plan for that to come out that way. Dear god, the horrible puns...
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