I am unclean!

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You know, when people say the Student Health center is a pain in the ass, they should mention that sometimes, that's LITERALLY.

Goddamn mono scare.

Goddamn blood test.

Goddamn shot of antibiotics in my hip, except, you know, NOT, because when they say hip, they really mean bend over and take it like a man!

Motherfucking oww. Also, I went out to

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[ellen_mirai]

I'm sure my wonderful roommate Amanda could relate to your story of Sarah since she put up with a very similar roommate during the summer named Hanna. Hanna not only left stuff everywhere, but seemed not to be able to live life without fucking her boyfriend at every possible moment of the day, even if Amanda was there to here her OH! noises. Seriously, the first week I was here in the fall, me, Amanda, and Ah Rum, our korean roommate, had to clean out the fucking refrigerator because there was month-old hanna stuff she had left to rot in there after she moved out. Bweh

[tersichore]

The Panera here is such a liar.

I keep going because my mind tells me 'Go, Carly! They have delicious soups and pastries like the one back home!' But then I go and they don't.

It betrays me Ellen.

[ellen_mirai]

Panera Bread has been known to be a liar in many locations. That reminds me; I'd love a pastry right now, but yea, the sense of "ellen, they aren't good for you" kicks me in the stomach like an overactive two year old.

[tersichore]

Yeah, two year olds are always steaing my pastries as well...

But they're still not fast enough to get my bread. Mmmm. Warm delicious bread.