masterlist.
fics are organised in reverse chronological order, with the newest first.
the ♥ symbol denotes a personal favourite/recommendation.
the 🔒 symbol denotes a locked work.
nct.
logistical complications {wip} » doyoung/yuta & johnny/taeyong, 52 880w (chapter 5/15), pg-13 ♥
doyoung is a stressed-out wedding planner struggling to keep his life together. he's determined to give his favourite clients johnny and taeyong the best wedding ever - that is, if he can make it to the big day without killing their handsome and infuriating man of honour, yuta.
-------→ posted only on ao3
big bang.
avarice » g-dragon/seungri; 11 500w, r ♥
jiyong knows what vices are. he has a lot of experience with them. he knows what it’s like when you can’t stay away from something: cigarettes, maybe, or caffeine, even though you know it’s destroying you. it’s starting to feel like seungri is a vice. (the devil wears prada au)
-------→ remix of beautiful mess for kpop_ficmix
-------→ crossposted to ao3
vixx.
a sequence of eight peculiar nothings » n/ravi & hongbin/hyuk & ot6, 14 500w, pg ♥
the apartment building at 6 vixx street has the misfortune of being inhabited by a wide variety of unusual residents. there's sanghyuk, the part-time doorman who is infatuated with an oblivious model named hongbin who is infatuated with a man named park hyoshin who only vaguely notices he exists. there's jaehwan, the entomology professor who terrifies everyone with mutant insects, and taekwoon, the possible serial killer who terrifies them even more. there's hakyeon and wonsik, who are maybe possibly a lot bit in love, but hakyeon is an idiot so no one is really quite sure. together, they ensure that the seventh floor of the helpless building is doomed. also, there are lemon squares.
-------→ hungarian translation by hongbab
-------→ crossposted to ao3
exo.
sulking in a winter wonderland » luhan/xiumin, 2 000w, pg 🔒
luhan does not plan on becoming a shopping mall department store elf. but before he can fully comprehend what's happening, he's standing under a fake christmas tree in a store full of fluorescent ghosts and plant-loving santas and a customer disservice elf who gets his holiday joy from forcing helpless clients to suffer through three hours of phone-waiting music. he's wearing an itchy jacket and neon tights and a hat that jingles whenever he walks. there's a badge on his chest that says santa's tallest helper. in less than a week he's thoroughly convinced there's absolutely no goodness left in the world, and it's going to take a christmas miracle to change his mind.
parallel static boxes {WIP // discontinued} 🔒
selective attention » kai/luhan/sehun, 330/? words {version one; kai-centric}
jongin questions the little mistakes that luhan makes: long detours on his way home from the grocery, thoughtless errors in his listening comprehension, inexplicable smiles that haven't been on his face for a long, long time. in time, he forgets. but maybe not for too long.
{ part one}
comings and goings » luhan/xiumin & kai/luhan/sehun, 1 900/? words {version two; luhan-centric}
there are many things that should be barriers between luhan and minseok, but none of those things matter when they're wasting scorching hot july mornings prefacing errands with hours of idle conversational mistakes. maybe some of those things should matter a bit more.
{ part one}
five month hunt » kris-centric, 7 600w, pg-13 ♥
it's not every saturday afternoon that a group of hotel owners destroys a tea party to steal an awkward twenty-year-old chaebol with raspberry tea staining his tie. but this isn't just any saturday afternoon - this is park chanyeol's fake birthday, and it seems only fitting that he'll spend it having his soul extracted.
-------→ crossposted to ao3
together anywhere » broken luhan/xiumin, 11 200w, pg-13 ♥
this scene is a bit misleading: with the two of them sitting there, luhan's hand in minseok's and his head leaning against minseok's shoulder, they look like any other happy couple. but this is all wrong. there are serene expressions on their faces, and luhan's thinking, stop. there are soft smiles on their lips, and luhan's thinking, go away. their fingers are laced tightly together, and luhan's thinking, why are you doing this. minseok's resting his head on top of luhan's, and luhan's thinking, haven't you made this hard enough already? because, really, this is all very misleading. none of this is what it looks like.
-------→ crossposted to ao3
some disassembly required » luhan/xiumin & suho, 2 200w, pg 🔒
luhan and minseok go shopping for furniture and decide they hate each other. with assistance from a relationship termination specialist and a lamp, they determine the future of their life together.
tonight it's getting loud » baekhyun/chanyeol, 6 900w, pg-13 🔒
it's a saturday night when baekhyun walks into the club that chanyeol bartends at and puts the whole place in danger. because chanyeol likes him - really likes him - and he's going to make baekhyun his or destroy the bar trying. unfortunately, it seems like it might be the latter.
cataclysmic and confected » luhan/xiumin & d.o, 3 900w, pg
the soho grand hotel is determined to ruin xiumin's life, and luhan is the incompetent desk clerk that attempts to fix this. d.o makes desserts at inappropriate times, kris's stress ball does not relieve any stress at all, and chanyeol is the bane of everyone's existence. also, everything explodes.
-------→ russian translation by antanya
crossover.
a chivalrous endeavour » jay park/jessica jung, 500w, pg 🔒
princess jessica is perfectly capable of saving herself from the dragons that frequently kidnap her, but that doesn't stop sir jay from trying to help.