Jingle Bells!

[terribleturnip]

War on Christmas. Bah, humbug! Seriously, we need a cure for the thing that makes people feel better about themselves if they feel under attack. Why do do people keep falling for that carp? I know, I know, it’s all self-reinforcing, your beliefs about whatever are made more valid if you find a person or group that gives you constant feedback about

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[russell_moore]

Dexter in the Mall ... now THAT is a great sequel idea!

someone carelessly shoves their shopping cart away, and probably into someone else's car because they're too damn lazy to WALK AN EXTRA 15 FEET TO THE GODDAM CART CORRAL! Dexter serves justice ... and they are found later in the compactor near the loading dock

an over enthusiastic fragrance seller spritzes you with eau du Skunk Ass as you innocently walk by? Dexter serves justice ... and police later are horrified, but slightly amused, at the use of kitchen utensils on the body found later

this has simply endless possibilities!

[terribleturnip]

Always happy to enable...

[queenmaggie]

I LOVE your pov. IT's quite the same as mine, but expressed with more finesse.

[terribleturnip]

Oh, and if you're interested in the ACTUAL history of Christmas in the United States, I just found this great piece: http://ordinary-gentlemen.com/blog/2013/12/19/sarah-palin-clement-clarke-moore-and-the-villainous-hordes-of-thuggish-carolers-the-story-of-the-real-war-on-christmas

[silvrwillow]

LOL - so much in this post to love. :) I'm totally adopting the "ScoldFinger" although of course you get the trademark. You completely need to talk to some knitter friends, get that damn sweater made & sellsellsell that idea! You could make a mint!

[sestree]

Jingle Balls !

Hey a blessing is a blessing. You send one my way and I'm happy even if it is Happy Flying Spaghetti Monster day or whatever.

Celebrate it all man - celebrate it ALL !