Childcare, Ex-husbands, and the General Rigors of Being Wash

[sky_kiss]

Title: Childcare, Ex-husbands, and the General Rigors of Being Wash
Characters: Wash, Taylor, Jim
Genre: Humor/Parody/Gratuitous Snarking/Crack
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Alicia Washington would like to know how all these orphans infiltrated her home.

A/N: I’ve been noticing a startling trend on (*le gasp!*) FF.net where the good LT’s concerned and while

Comments

[crystalkei]

o. m. g. That was fantastic. I love that they were messing with her to that point. Jim is such a troll. And see...things like the inspiration are why I avoid the pit with all my heart and soul. I'll post there sometimes, but holy hell I don't want to know the cliches that are brewing in that joint. XD

She arches a brow at the blonde haired child and the thing smiles at her in what she assumes is an affectionate manner. Not entirely certain how to approach the situation, she offers a confused, “Can I help you?”

It giggles to itself, rocking on its hands before swatting absently at her shoulder, “No, mommy.”

Oh good. Wash closes her eyes, entirely ready to go back to…

Wait. What?

Mommy?

That’s most certainly new.

DIED. I DIED. RIght there. I often wake up to my children that way. XD

[sky_kiss]

Sometimes the pit can be used for good though! Like multichapter fics. I feel like I'm spamming if I put them here so I use FF. But for serious, it feels like this place is fairly well immune to badfic so....kuddos to ya'll. :D

Glad you found this amusing.

[bellakitse]

Cutting into the conversation to say as the owner of this place spam away hon, spam away, I would hate to miss some of your stories, especially multichapter ones. (like I said I don't read a lot over there, especially in the Terra Nova section cause it's still so new)

[sky_kiss]

Aw, thanks Bella! I'll keep that in mind for any future multi chapter stories.

[makesometime]

Hahahaha! All the love for this, it's hilarious! Fantastic!

[inu_midoriko]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehe So, now that I'm not a live journal tard, I CAN REVIEW THIS. YUUUUS. I don't remember everything that was in here, just that there were tons of kids and Wash was going insane and Jim was having a hell of a time with it and it was all sorts of lolz xD