I pretty much hate FFVII. But I would hit Rufus like a penishammer.
NEVER STOP BEING SEXY, SIR.
By the way, have you seen Advent Children with the parody subs where Rufus is reciting lyrics to Love is a Battlefield when Cloud first encounters him? It's pretty epic, and considering his rockin' white business suit, I totally buy that he is deeply into the 80s. He is the Rick Astley of the FFVII world.
Parody subs = win. IF ONLY I WERE SO CLEVER. DIRGE.
SPEAKING OF NAKED JAMES PUREFOY, watched the first six episodes of Rome. Saw the wang, squealed, played it back, paused it and zoomed in. Yes, still glorious. My friend and I are apparently creepy and perverted. ONLY FOR YOU, MR. PUREFOY, ONLY FOR YOU.
And Servilia's big penis slave = holy photoshopping, batman? Dear god, I hope. It was ginormous. And wrapped in ribbons. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
LOL, your tags are always so creative. I got a kick out of the shinra haircare: for that special shine. :P
I'm really dreading reading Breaking Dawn, not even kidding. I've avoided the spoilers and I'll read the book because I like being thorough, but I am feeling a sense of great impending doom. :/
It's worst for fans of certain characters, there have been people who have really enjoyed it. There were some new characters I really enjoyed. Uh, just read it and experience it for yourself. You can put on some big final boss type chanting in Latin to get across the omnimous mood :)
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BOTH SPARKLE??
THE HAMMER IS THEIR PENIS??
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SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW.
ALSO: I WOULD WRITE THIS CROSSOVER.
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NEVER STOP BEING SEXY, SIR.
By the way, have you seen Advent Children with the parody subs where Rufus is reciting lyrics to Love is a Battlefield when Cloud first encounters him? It's pretty epic, and considering his rockin' white business suit, I totally buy that he is deeply into the 80s. He is the Rick Astley of the FFVII world.
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Yeah I have seen the AC parody subs. Rufus is completely into the eighties. He's an evil businessman!! I bet he does aerobics.
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Parody subs = win. IF ONLY I WERE SO CLEVER. DIRGE.
SPEAKING OF NAKED JAMES PUREFOY, watched the first six episodes of Rome. Saw the wang, squealed, played it back, paused it and zoomed in. Yes, still glorious. My friend and I are apparently creepy and perverted. ONLY FOR YOU, MR. PUREFOY, ONLY FOR YOU.
And Servilia's big penis slave = holy photoshopping, batman? Dear god, I hope. It was ginormous. And wrapped in ribbons. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
This show is spectacular in every way.
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I'm really dreading reading Breaking Dawn, not even kidding. I've avoided the spoilers and I'll read the book because I like being thorough, but I am feeling a sense of great impending doom. :/
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