Things I tweeted in the past 24 hours:
- 20:40 What do you do when the daughter of one of your high school friends sends you an FB invite with her profile pic looking all sultry & stuff? #
- 20:42 And keep in mind that I have had exactly ZERO contact w/ this child. Ever. #
- 20:44 It must be a mistake. I am in no way interesting to a teenager. By design
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