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[terminates]

[His tone is absolutely serious, but the sarcasm should be evident soon after the recording begins.Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. You don't know me, and I don't know you, but as of this moment, what I say goes because I am the self-appointed, absolute moral authority on this ship

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[doctor_j_crane]

For once, I agree with Nygma. Good show.

[terminates]

Glad you enjoyed it.

[Private]

He's a pesty sort, isn't he?

Private

[doctor_j_crane]

He is. He talks far too much and knows far too little. And is so very green.

Private

[terminates]

It matches his ego.

Mistook you for someone else, did he?

[darknessb4me]

Admiral, you dog. Have you been disguised as an inmate this whole time?

[terminates]

I'm sure he'd be flattered by the accusation.

[darknessb4me]

Doubt it.

[deusexmechanic]

For instance, killing is never okay except when it's done for reasons I think are acceptable. Since that's the case, if I catch anyone else doing it, I'll be hauling them off for punishment, by the power vested in me by myself. The Admiral.

Fixed that for you.

[terminates]

[pfffft]

I feel so chastened.

Private

[gray_atonement]

If you have more patience for arguing with the worthless than I do, please spare a moment here.

I appreciate your.. entertainment.

Private

[terminates]

I've been arguing with the 'worthless' since before you were born.

Sometimes, the only way to deal with hypocrisy is to laugh at it.

Private

[gray_atonement]

How old are you?

Wise words.

Private

[terminates]

Older than I look.

Experience.