I can so relate.

[terebi_me]

Cases of "Glitter Lung" On The Rise Among Elementary-School Art Teachers

"Glitter lung, or pneumosparklyosis, is a respiratory disease... elementary-school art teachers and transgendered 'drag queen' entertainers are the populations most at risk."

Comments

[the_automatik]

Haha, genius. I've had glitter lung many a time.

[minervasteel]

I get glitter eye. You know, when you wake up with huge shiny eye boogers? I've also woken up with glitter ass, but that's a whole different situation.