This is the first story I started writing about Arthur and Eames and its plot has changed a ridiculous number of times. It has been thrown together with no real care and completed with drunken help from a Ke$ha song. This is like a mash-up of three fics that never went anywhere. It’s a Frankenfic. This is not pretty, is what I’m telling you. The ( Read more... )

OKAY, SO! First of all, I want to say thank y’all so much for the incredible response to the last one. Like, seriously, it was a CRAZY AWESOME RESPONSE and I was overwhelmed. It’s always a huge relief when people find the idea of Eames and Cobb playing fetch as funny as I do. So thank you again and, um, well, I’m sorry. Because this fic and that ( Read more... )

WHAT AM I DOING, UGH, IT'S A SICKNESS. REMEMBER THAT DRY-HUMPING THING, WELL IT HASN'T GONE AWAY. FREAKIN' TOM HARDY.

Title: tu es la belle et moi la bête
Pairing: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Rating: R
Wordcount: ~5000
Warnings: this might very well be crack fic. as in any logic that appears is staggeringly feeble at best.
Summary: Eames laughs and ( Read more... )

hi! is anyone even left around here? I’m sorry for being horrible. I know I say that all the time, but I really am. also, I don’t write silly stories about bands anymore. NOPE. now, apparently, I write silly stories about freaking DREAM THIEVES, because THAT’S mature ( Read more... )

( part two, wtf )