i. - redo hurr :B

[tentoend]

- and here it is, London, 1975!

Hold on a tick, this can't be right. The cars don't even match -

-Well, aren't you interesting! A cafe? Oh, oh! I must be in America somewhere! They love those little cafes, they do. Though the question is where, exactly. And what happened to the TARDIS?

Comments

[resonatine]

You missed London 1975 about two turns back of the disco ball there, pal.

[tentoend]

Oh, that is unfortunate. But, not knowing where I am and having a brand new place to explore is quite exciting! Was I right in guessing that this is America? Don't tell me what century yet - I want to have a go and try to figure it out .

But at least tell me it isn't the 80s; I'm really not a big fan of the 80s.

[resonatine]

Yeah, it's America. Bet you're another one of them mental patients from that nuthouse, aren't you?

And, uh. No. Definitely not the 80s. I'd never forgive myself for wearing spandex.

[tentoend]

No, I'm The Doctor.

And I wouldn't forgive myself either - it would be like eating pears. I hate pears.

[stillnotemperor]

TARDIS? I don't think it's nice to call whomever you've lost that just because they might be slow!

[tentoend]

Time And Relative Dimensions In Space; that's is what TARDIS stands for.

TARDIS: sounds like Gluttony! :(

[stillnotemperor]

Ah, I see! Time and-- are you an alchemist, by chance?

[tentoend]

No, just The Doctor.

[puritaniaa]

I was three during that year.

[tentoend]

Oh, well. Happy being three, in 1975!

[puritaniaa]

You're weird.

[tentoend]

Well - hmn.

I suppose so.

[tentoend]

No, can't say I've been bitten at all recently. If you asked about one hundred years ago, I would have said yes. Nasty things those Nano-Dons.

[tentoend]

No, not zombies. They're a swarming species that follows the same genetic code as Earth's blue crab. Except they have a normal functioning jaw, kind of like a dog would have.

Nasty buggers they are. Once they chomp down, they don't let go. They're from the planet Laguna, light-years away from here.