That was actually me that wrote that anonymous post...but I wasn't logged in for some reason.
Now, you will know that it was me, confusing you to make you think it wasn't me, and that there really aren't more of us out there who are insanely excited for more kissing.
But think about it...if everyone in the world got a kiss at the same time, the euphoria it would create would stall everyone...leaving me just enough time to - TAKE OVER THE WORLD! - and mass pandemonium and chaos would ensue.
I'm game, just let me know where and when. Um, you were going to include me with your taking over the world right? I mean that I guess if I had to be controlled by someone, you would be among the ones that I would approve of... but still. I definitely would prefer to be your henchman.
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Kissing is so great. I think statistics show that, "4 out of every 5 people enjoy kissing a great deal."
Actually, I made that up.
But it doesn't change the fact that kissing is a great pastime! :)
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Now, you will know that it was me, confusing you to make you think it wasn't me, and that there really aren't more of us out there who are insanely excited for more kissing.
But think about it...if everyone in the world got a kiss at the same time, the euphoria it would create would stall everyone...leaving me just enough time to - TAKE OVER THE WORLD! - and mass pandemonium and chaos would ensue.
So, really, it's a great plan.
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I want some....
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