FIC: I'll Bring The Porn.

Jun 02, 2006 17:12

Title: I'll Bring The Porn.
Author: kenboy
Genre: PoT
Summary: For storyteller's tenipurifantasy request: Najiroh/Ryoma. Oh, God, I don't care. Just write Nanjiroh/Ryoma and I will be happy. And it's only one day late!
Pairing: Um. Nanjiro/Ryoma, sort of. Ryoma/Tezuka, a little. Nanako/Nanjiro, actually, in ways you might not want to know about.
Words: 2,530. Seriously.
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spurious June 2 2006, 21:54:53 UTC
This was absolutely hilariously perfect. I started laughing hysterically when I read the title and I have not stopped yet.

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kenboy June 2 2006, 23:03:54 UTC
fadsfkjhakjfdsakjfdsah thank you! I was so worried about whether or not people would like it!

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happiestwhen June 2 2006, 22:41:08 UTC
WIN, KEN. WIN!

Drunken birds and the bees talk with a side of incest!! XDDD Poor Ryoma. He is going to require therapy.

Also: He smirks at mental images of Momoshiro lustily looking at a fast food advertisement

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kenboy June 2 2006, 23:04:14 UTC
Oh, thank God people like it.

Mmmmmmm, burger.

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mayhap June 3 2006, 00:12:11 UTC
That is the most ridiculously awesome thing that I am totally embarrassed to admit to reading. Oh my god.

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kenboy June 3 2006, 01:36:23 UTC
Thank you so much!

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arisato June 3 2006, 00:13:48 UTC
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Ken, buddy. I won't lie to you. I fear for your son.

But at the same time, I loved this. It's hysterical, frank, very much the two of them. God, "zen and the art of bicycle repair". Despite the incest you actually managed to trap their tone like, perfectly. Echizens ♥

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kenboy June 3 2006, 01:37:24 UTC
You know, I was wondering who would say that first...

I'm so glad you liked it!

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^_^ bloodybrilliant June 4 2006, 06:06:16 UTC
OMG WHERE CAN I GET ICONS LIKE THIS OF MY VERY OWN?!?!?!?!? YUUUUUTA THINKING OF HIS ANIKIIII ^_^

*swoon*

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storyteller June 3 2006, 00:59:54 UTC
OH. GOD. TIMES LIKE THIS REMIND ME THAT I HAVE THE BEST LIFE EVER.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

KAIDOH SHIPS H/D. NANAKO IS A MINXY SMUT. RYOMA GETS HARD AT THE THOUGH OF INCEST. HE GETS HARD AT THE THOUGHT OF INCEST INVOLVING HIS FATHER. OH RYOMA. *________________*

Ryoma huffs off to his room. Nanjiro calls after him, “Bring your racquet!”

Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it.

“I’ll bring the porn!”

SO SO SO MUCH WIN.

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kenboy June 3 2006, 01:40:52 UTC
I'm really glad you liked this. I had so much trouble getting this started, and I kept delaying, and even once it was going, it wasn't going, if you know what I mean, and suddenly, at work today, it just HIT, and next thing I knew, it was a thousand words longer than anything else I'd ever written and I thought it might actually not suck.

I'm so thrilled that it doesn't!

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