These sorts of things come up all the time, it seems

[tenebris]

Question for the flist:

If you defeathered a live duck and put it in a bathtub, would it float?

Answers will be graded on brevity and creativity. ;)

Comments

[sanscesse]

Maybe if the duck were defeathered via shaving.

[raynos]

But but Rukia et it! So the question should be: DOES RUKIA FLOAT AND DOES THE DUCK FLOAT BY PROXY?

[emiweebee]

All bodies float. Unless you're special.

I feel bad for the duck, though. He'd be a bit chilly and in pain.