TORCHWOOD: RECAP TAIM NAO

[tencrush]

I decided to do a screencap recap of From Out of the Rain, just to see if I could remember any of the plot. Which I couldn't. Here is what I THINK happened, based one my ONE viewing of the episode, helpfully illustrated with screencaps, courtesy of marishna.

Comments

[th_esaurus]

lol I am so put off wanting to watch this episode. But Ianto is so pretty. Mmmmmmmmaroon.

[tencrush]

I don't know what happened. I think it was supposed to be spooky?

[off_coloratura]

"I thought I'd liven things up by being cuter than I've been in a while, and also by being just a little bit geeky. For the fangirls."

Oh, and the fangirls thank you, Ianto. THANK YOU.

Ianto: "Thank you. You do realise I might eat the pies, yes?"

Oh, NO YOU DIDN'T GO THERE.

"WE'RE IN THE BACK ROW, JACK! FOR FUCK'S SAKE SNAP OUT
OF IT! SAY SOMETHING DIRTY!!"

Neutered by a bad script. It breaks my heart.

Jack: "Nice ass, by the way. Fangirls'll love it. Sextaim?"
Ianto: *inexplicably disappears to pie shop instead*

Because clearly, it is one or the other. Or is it?

God. Now I want to see them smear each other with berry pie. DAMN YOU, TENCRUSH!

That was just a little bit brilliant, that picspam post. Yay!

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[tencrush]

It is one or the other with Ianto, yes. He has to stick something in his mouth at least twice an hour or his jaw seizes up. It's a war wound left over from Canary Wharf. Pie, cock, it really doesn't matter.

[off_coloratura]

Poor baby. That must be why he speaks so quietly. Either Jack has been neglecting his duty, or the pie shop is closed.

Clearly, some sort of emergency fangirl aid needs to be organized. The Give Ianto Something To Stick In His Mouth movement.

[tencrush]

Shall I?
*pregnant pause*

I've got something he can stick in his mouth RIGHT HERE.

[kurthummel]

That was eighty million times better than the entire so-called plot.

[tencrush]

This WAS the plot, surely?

[kurthummel]

Close enough. The rest was just bibble babble, but you got the general consensus, so maybe this episode wasn't SO made of fail (yes, it was, grave nodding).

[tencrush]

*sexes ur icon*

GROWN IN A VAT

[kateorman]

BY FANGIRLS

Re: GROWN IN A VAT

[tencrush]

That's the one, yes.

[fodian]

"Hello? I need to speak to Chris Chibnall... is he in there?"

Hahahaha, if only.

This is hysterical. And made the episode much more palatable, I thank you.

[tencrush]

I aim to please. And also to rewrite episodes IN MY HEAD until they fit in with my worldview.