You know I'm not surprised...

[tenbatsu_]

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haultenbatsu_ goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Ninja._rooks gives you 12 dark blue pineapple-flavoured gumdrops.aquaf1na gives you 17 teal watermelon-flavoured wafers.cronoh gives you 2 white vanilla-flavoured gummy worms.crosus tricks you! You get an eraser.glaenie tricks you! You get a block of wood.helpmesucks

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[helpmesucks]

glaenie tricks you! You get a block of wood.
lynsy tricks you! You get a rock.

Hahahaha.

[tenbatsu_]

She's at least nice enough to wrap my rock in candy wrapping so I actually get excited, then when I get home I open it up only to be totally crushed, instead of just initial disappointment.

[glaenie]

TRICKS YOU? Boy, back in my day we were LUCKY to have a block of wood. You know how many awesome things you can do with wood? YOU CAN BURN IT! DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME IT IS TO BURN WOOD?

Man... Damn ninjas these days don't know how to appreciate good lumber... /sigh

[tenbatsu_]

That's it, I'm going to carve a giant stake out of my block of wood and jam it through the spot where your heart would be if there wasn't a cold rock of hatred and angst. Then use my ninja stars and shuriken your ass into the grave!