Oh, for the love of...
Hmmmm? Did it work? [Taylor's totally looking in a mirror. With a completely new look.] Oh my. So it did~♥
[And then she seems to actually notice that people can see her] Ah...! Well, that was unexpected.
Oh dear, oh dear. Never a dull moment with any of you, is there? I turn away to finish some important business up, close on a few houses, and suddenly someone has reversed the polarity on all of my apartments.
Shameful. Positively shameful. And not to go unnoticed.
Really, it is a crime, and, as such, it probably should be left up to our dear chief of police. But, well, these apartments also happen to be my business. I am not amused. Honestly. Perhaps you'd do well to take a stroll along the ceiling for yourself. Or perhaps you'd like your appliances acting up on you. Ugh. You're dreadful.
... well, in any event.
For all of you who happen to be good little boys and girls, the Riverside Realty Corporation would like to extend a newfound welcome out to you. Please, do try to stop by our downtown office sometime; I'd love to assist you.
Oh? What's that you say? What would I assist you with? Why, that's quite simple; there happens to be some lovely residential real estate openings across the entire city. Oh, now, don't worry, you're not being evicted or anything, but it might be nice to live in other areas of the city, don't you think? I mean, the apartments are nice enough, don't get me wrong, but sometimes, you just want your home to be a bit more... you.
Happy holidays, from the Riverside Realty Corporation, my darlings.♥
[For the record: while she completely said it in a "I wish this would happen to you" kind of way, Taylor did not specifically force the Master's punishment to occur. Except, she didn't filter her wishes away the way that she normally would. And so, the Master will spend the next few days under two effects. One, anything on his person will be constantly pulled, as though by gravity (only in reverse), upwards. To his perception, this might be that it's being pulled down to the floor as he is 'on the ceiling,' even though he is, in fact, on the floor. Two, he will see things flying at him. Toasters, spatulas, books, bottles... he'll see them, even if they aren't really there. And if they do hit him, he might get a bit of recoil, although there will be no actual injury. Run run, dear Master. And dodge, as well~♥ Taylor will be happy to chuckle while watching, at least.]
[And then she seems to actually notice that people can see her] Ah...! Well, that was unexpected.
Oh dear, oh dear. Never a dull moment with any of you, is there? I turn away to finish some important business up, close on a few houses, and suddenly someone has reversed the polarity on all of my apartments.
Shameful. Positively shameful. And not to go unnoticed.
Really, it is a crime, and, as such, it probably should be left up to our dear chief of police. But, well, these apartments also happen to be my business. I am not amused. Honestly. Perhaps you'd do well to take a stroll along the ceiling for yourself. Or perhaps you'd like your appliances acting up on you. Ugh. You're dreadful.
... well, in any event.
For all of you who happen to be good little boys and girls, the Riverside Realty Corporation would like to extend a newfound welcome out to you. Please, do try to stop by our downtown office sometime; I'd love to assist you.
Oh? What's that you say? What would I assist you with? Why, that's quite simple; there happens to be some lovely residential real estate openings across the entire city. Oh, now, don't worry, you're not being evicted or anything, but it might be nice to live in other areas of the city, don't you think? I mean, the apartments are nice enough, don't get me wrong, but sometimes, you just want your home to be a bit more... you.
Happy holidays, from the Riverside Realty Corporation, my darlings.♥
[For the record: while she completely said it in a "I wish this would happen to you" kind of way, Taylor did not specifically force the Master's punishment to occur. Except, she didn't filter her wishes away the way that she normally would. And so, the Master will spend the next few days under two effects. One, anything on his person will be constantly pulled, as though by gravity (only in reverse), upwards. To his perception, this might be that it's being pulled down to the floor as he is 'on the ceiling,' even though he is, in fact, on the floor. Two, he will see things flying at him. Toasters, spatulas, books, bottles... he'll see them, even if they aren't really there. And if they do hit him, he might get a bit of recoil, although there will be no actual injury. Run run, dear Master. And dodge, as well~♥ Taylor will be happy to chuckle while watching, at least.]