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[templatemods]

My my, such a straggly group we have!

Good evening, refugees, I am Shaun Benjamen. On the wings of Miss Cerletti's... sudden disappearance, I have been appointed the position of Head Psychiatrist. I know these must be difficult times for you all-- so far from home-- and for that very reason, I encourage you to speak to me. Tell me your feelings,

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[stained_wing]

I highly doubt that.

[stained_wing]

Of course not. You're probably trying to get information from us. Why else would a human be so heartrendingly altruistic?

[templatemods]

It is my job. Of course, I would never try to... Oh, for example, force any of you to speak to me.

[stained_wing]

No, no, but you change the conversation around so that people will talk about themselves regardless. I suppose if they're not sharp enough they won't catch on.

[templatemods]

Now whyever would I do that?

[stained_wing]

Seems to be what you're doing now. Why don't we talk about you for a bit.

[templatemods]

About me? Dear girl, this has nothing to do with me.

[stained_wing]

[Twitch twitch what's this "dear" business...] Why not?

[templatemods]

I am, hmm... think of me as a mediator of sorts, between your thoughts and your feelings.

[stained_wing]

I don't need any mediation. I do that myself.

[templatemods]

How impressive. Have you been doing so long?

[stained_wing]

I have been programmed to be self-sufficient.

[templatemods]

Programs do glitch, you know.

[stained_wing]

[Bristles.] That's rather rude!

[templatemods]

I apologize. I was merely ensuring that you were aware.

[stained_wing]

That's like me pointing out that your body's own cells are prone to explosive malignant reproduction that can very well kill you.