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[tempestuous_xii]

Oh, ha-fucking-ha. Hilarious joke, dumping me in a shithole and making me as worthless as a fucking human. My sides are splitting. You have an hour, whoever you think you are. If I don't get my power back before then, I'm going to feed your goddamn balls to the goddamn monster

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[maestoso_tempo]

My, I do believe that can only be our dear savage nymph. How kind of you to join us in this game.

[tempestuous_xii]

Oh, you're here, too?

[maestoso_tempo]

Indeed I am. I will go out on a limb here and save us both the time in assuming you did not miss me at all.

[tempestuous_xii]

Well that's not entirely true.

I missed you more than I miss Demyx, and that's something~

[start_thefire]

Well, well, aren't you just a bundle of delight as always?

1/2

[tempestuous_xii]

...!

2/2

[tempestuous_xii]

You fucker!

Re: 2/2

[start_thefire]

Lovely to see you again, too, Larxene.

[stranglingrose]

You kept me waiting, my dear.

[tempestuous_xii]

Ooh, this place is looking better already. Sorry to keep you waiting~

[stranglingrose]

Now, Larxene, there's no need to be formal with me.

It's almost like old times, isn't it?

[tempestuous_xii]

Only without a kingdom to conquer and the means with which to do so - I doubt you could say this place is worth it.

Which is a shame. Isn't there any fun to be had here?

[inthephonebook]

You know, with all the flesh eating monsters and hopeless missions, I was just thinking all I needed was a Femme Fatal to make me feel right at home.

Horrible, scary home.

[tempestuous_xii]

Glad I could be of service~

[proxn_punkd]

Good Lord, they're turning out in droves. How many New York nuthouses did that thing spare?!

[tempestuous_xii]

Ooh, now that's quite a tongue you got there.

Tell me: you'd prefer to believe in giant monsters and angry little parasites than in people who are more than they seem?

Well, they do say ignorance is bliss, so go on: run along and be blissful lest that sharp little tongue of yours meets its match.

[proxn_punkd]

People who are more than they seem is one thing, as is a large animal with large fleas. Loons who talk about 'other worlds' and 'magic' and such shit are something completely different.

There's a difference between being ignorant and being realistic. and if ignorance is bliss, that friend of yours must be on the happy pills without a prescription.

[tempestuous_xii]

If not magical in some way, then what exactly is that 'animal', hmmm~? I've seen the pictures, I've read the books, and correct me if I'm wrong, but your largest land animal is anywhere from 19 - 24 feet tall.

How tall is Big Mama? 50, 60 feet?

There is a difference indeed; pity you are not exercising the fact. That's a different conversation for a smarter person, dearie~