I forgot...

[telesilla]

The other thing that will happen since I need to knuckle down and write like a mad thing is that I will participate in memes.

Most recently from almostnever but seen all over and with Grace's modification and one of my own: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet or an explanation

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[peachy_penumbra]

Damn, and I was so about to say the rest of "Material World." Spank me? ;-)

1) Vampire AU. Either Liam, Bill, or Jason as the very old, very badass vampire who owns a huge castle/estate/what have you and keeps a bevy of attractive human pets (ie; glorified sex slaves) at hand. That could be anyone, but I'm thinking both Orli and Beanie would be strong candidates. Or even Miranda.

2) Viggo and Sean as rival literature professors, teaching in the same institution with radically different approaches. Lots of snide remarks and baiting.

3) Heavy kink involving Elijah as a top and someone unlikely (Beanie? Viggo?) as a reluctant sub who gets put in his place.

kill. me. now.

[telesilla]

The one where Viggo is in an abusive relationship with Bean, and his poetry is a coded cry for help. Orli buys Viggo's new book of poems and immediately realises what's going on and rescues Viggo.When Viggo heard the knock on the door, he curled up a little more in the bed, hoping whoever it was would just go away. Sean was gone for a couple of days and all Viggo wanted to do was sleep. Loving Sean was so hard on him, emotionally and physically; it took so much out of him. He wanted to be a good lover, wanted to make Sean happy, but Sean got so impatient with him sometimes

Re: kill. me. now.

[diamona]

They have gentle, loving sex and Viggo cries because he never realised it could be that good. But then Orlando asks him to marry him and Viggo refuses because he just doesn't deserve such a pure love. He runs away in tears, leaving Orlando to face Sean's hired goons alone. They rape him and so do Sean, Karl, Eric etc... When Orlando finally catches up with Viggo, in a dingy hotel room where he's been using drugs and cutting himself, they both cry because they're now both unworthy and then have hot sex which fixes everything!

[angiepen]

Stories you'd Never Ever Write? Humm.... I'm interpreting that as stories you wouldn't be caught dead writing, as in pretty much the opposite of your usual style/mode/whatever

[jrho]

Crossover!fic - One of the worlds SGA gates to is actually Middle Earth. John and Aragorn have leadery bonding moments, Ronon and Gimli admire each others weaponry, Rodney has a total geekgasm and sleeps with Legolas! Bonus points for randomly appearing Mary Sues!

[stewardess]

John and Rodney realize that, for them to be gay together and live happily ever after, Elizabeth and Teyla must die first. Also? Elizabeth and Teyla are evil.